Bort Greasegorb

Happy Bort-day! Today marks the three-year anniversary of the in-game creation of Bort Greasegorb!

Yo

The Toontown community isn't doing so great right now. All I can do is eagerly await TLOPO...

Happy Birthday!

You are now realizing that the Smash 4 menu theme sounds like the song that plays when you sink the Goliath. (Repost from another remake forums status)

Bort

Heh, not only did I forget to enter the contest, but the winner drew a hand-drawn Jack Sparrow portrait and sent it through actual mail.

So, a couple weeks after drawing this profile image, Pirates Online Rewritten is giving out a key for the best Pirate-themed art.

*Jealous of your profile picture*

Having to reload your blunderbuss before someone steals your loot:

In case you didn't know yet, Hoenn confirmed as of this morning.

Greetings Bort! How ya been, you bright red jacket stealer >_>? Lol jk.

Hey Bort! Long time no see!

Happy Valentine's Day! Had POTCO been around, I could've finally gotten that Valentine's Shirt back...

So my picture of getting Abyss was in Best of 2013. I jumped when I saw it; I thought I'd won! Congratulations to the winners, anyhow!

Hiya Bort, Just thought i'd Check in on ya, How've you been?

I heard that, despite players not being able to log in, Toontown and POTCO's servers were up today. I wonder what they're doing with them...

((((((((((((((( BORT )))))))))))))))) RANDOM HUG FOR YOU! xD

Hey Bort!