Best Story Ever!


Pirate Lord
a southern man was out on the lake fishing and as he drove to the dock to leave with a bucket full of live fish a game warden asked the man, "may i see your fishing license please?"

"naw, sir," replied the man. "i don't need none of them papers. these here be my pet fish."

"pet fish??" asked the warden.

"yep once a week, i bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. then when i whistle, they swim right back into my net and i take 'em home."

"what a line of horse're under arrest."

then the man said "it's the truth,'ment man. i'll show ya! we do this all the time!!"

"we do, now, do we?" smirked the warden.
"prove it!"

the man released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. after a few minutes the warden said, "well?"

"well, whut?"

the warden asked, "when are you going to call them back?"

"call who back?"

"the FISH!!!" replied the warden.

"whut fish?" asked the man.

The end