Corrupt a Wish

[ThePirateTrashBasket]

Granted, but its stuck on 4:20

I wish for beta to come now.

Granted, but it's a broken, unplayable mess

I wish for Santa to be real

 

[Katrina Firehawk]

Granted, he is but because you questioned it he doesn't come to your house
I wish for a small cottage on the beach.

 

[Stormtimbers]

Granted, but then it gets broken into and robbed

I wish for blue skies, smiling at me, nothing but blue skies, do I see

 

[Ember Heartless]

Granted, but it starts on a day and time you have to work or be at school and then your computer crashes.

I wish I could go back in time in my life, anytime I wish and start over.

 

[Samuel Edgeeaston]

Granted, but you get trapped in a time paradox where your days start at 24 hours and each time you sleep, the day restarts and you lose another minute!

I wish I could cause more time paradoxes.

 

[Ember Heartless]

Granted, but you get stuck in a paradox where you relive everyday trying to impress a girl you've fallen in love with. Touche' you don't wake up losing Few minutes, but you do wake up to the Hanson brothers singing Mmm-bop each morning.
I wish my mate would stop snoring so loudly that he wakes me and stops rattling the timbers on our house.

 

[Smighter]

Granted, but the timbers become so rattled that they destabilize the house and it begins a fire.

I wish I were able to grow wings.

 

[Samuel Edgeeaston]

Granted, but you can't fly

I wish Steve Jobs' name was Jeve Stobs

 

[Stormtimbers]

Granted, but your name becomes Emuel Sageeaston

I wish that my computer was not being slow right now.

 

[ArabellaDrummond]

Granted, but your name becomes Emuel Sageeaston

I wish that my computer was not being slow right now.

Granted, but it runs even slower because it's a potato

I wish i could make a clone of Stormtimbers.

 

[ThePirateTrashBasket]

Granted, but they're all 5 years old.
I wish for a brand new computer with a gtx 1080

 

[Jack IronFury]

Granted, but it gets a virus and sends spam emails to everyone you know.

I wish I am a time lord with a TARDIS.

 

[Angel Firefury]

Granted but the tardis only went back and forward an hour .

I wish i was a v8 supercar driver

 

[Jack IronFury]

Granted, but you go into a coma after being in a terrible accident, and you continuously relive the experience in your mind while in a coma.

I wish I could beat the Moon Lord.

 

[Stormtimbers]

Granted, but you go into a coma after being in a terrible accident, and you continuously relive the experience in your mind while in a coma.

I wish I could beat the Moon Lord.

Granted, but then after you realized how easy it actually is Terraria is ruined for you.

I wish I could not get bored of games.

 

[Jay Destroyer]

Granted but you are unable to play listen or watch any electronic of any kind.

I wish I could have everything I wanted for eternity without anything I don't want.

 

[Ember Heartless]

Granted, you get everything you want, but your friends find you to be unbearable b/c you have everything they ever wanted, so they don't hang with you anymore. So you're alone with all your stuff.
I wish Beta would start, and we'd have a tremendous amount of people play.

 

[TitanUp]

Granted, but there are so many people that it's like a government DDoS attack hits the server.

I wish I had unlimited wishes.

 

[Redeemer]

Granted, but every wish you make is always the same



I wish that beta came out a year ago
(I'm not complaining FYI)

 

[Jay Destroyer]

granted but only people who hated the game could play

I wish i had an alpha/beta key