Corrupt a Wish

[Stormtimbers]

Granted, but then your computer can't run it

I wish I could have a sock full of rice

 

[Jack IronFury]

Granted, but it turns into sock-flavored rice pudding.

I wish I can, I wish I can, I wish I can, I wish I can.

 

[Stormtimbers]

Granted, but it turns into sock-flavored rice pudding.

I wish I can, I wish I can, I wish I can, I wish I can.

Not granted because you can only wish once

I wish that I can have great responsibility, but only as a result of having great power

 

[JosephReddeagle]

Granted, but your responsibility becomes to great that you give up your power to someone else and that person uses his power to shut down TLOPO.

I wish that people continued to play this game.

 

[Lume]

Granted, but your responsibility becomes to great that you give up your power to someone else and that person uses his power to shut down TLOPO.

I wish that people continued to play this game.

Granted, but it crashes non-stop.

 

[Stormtimbers]

Granted, but it crashes non-stop.

I wish that Lume would make a wish to corrupt.

 

[lieber0808]

I wish that Lume would make a wish to corrupt.

Granted, but he doesn't post it...

I wish for a beta key ;-;

 

[Hector wargull]

Granted, but someone guesses it before you can enter it.

I wish I could fluently speak and understand German and English with no speech impediments, with all my knowledge intact, with my body being unaffected by the new knowledge, and without an insane accent.

 

[Ned Edgewalker]

Granted, but you simply cease existing.

I wish /b/ loved me.

 

[Ember Heartless]

Granted!
However, /b/ wants to show undying love and jumps off a cliff in order to prove it. No more /b/

I wish there were more hours in a day so I could sleep more and then have more time to get other things done as well.

 

[jamesc1997]

I wish for endless gold and silver coins irl

 

[Hector wargull]

Granted, but the influx of gold and silver reduces their value to almost nothing causing severe inflation and dooming most of the world.

I wish I had a new I-phone otter-box case

 

[jamesc1997]

true very true

 

[Vlaceon]

@Hector wargull
Granted, but it arrives broken.

I wish to never again step on a Lego.

 

[MarkPlankwalker]

@Hector wargull
Granted, but it arrives broken.

I wish to never again step on a Lego.

granted, you just step on mega blocks in place of legos

I wish for a mini fridge, prefilled with fast food

 

[jamesc1997]

ya good one I hate when that happen looks on bottom of foot legos again

 

[Alli]

@MarkPlankwalker
Granted, but the fridge was not plugged in while in transport, so the food is all spoiled, and the stench inside is so foul that the fridge is unusable.
I wish that my hair curled nicely

 

[jamesc1997]

o man

 

[Divine]

@Alli
Granted, but the hair curler was overheated and burnt your hair into permanent black, crispy curls.

I wish school was shorter.

 

[Hector wargull]

Granted, but it is everyday no weekend
I wish that I had a sandwich that I liked