Corrupt a Wish

[ArabellaDrummond]

Granted. *Hands Hector a moldy 10 year old ham sandwich*

I wish I wasn't sore.

 

[Rox Windersmith]

Granted, But now you can't feel anything.
I wish for some blue suede shoes.

 

[Divine]

Granted, but the shoes are permanently attached to your feet.

I wish for an instant six pack xD

 

[Rox Windersmith]

Granted, but now you have fat feet.
I wish for a pony.

 

[Stormtimbers]

Granted, but it's Rainbowdash and he turns you in to a 5 year old child

I wish to have a snow day tomorrow

 

[Hector wargull]

Granted, but it then melts and floods, ruining your computer and nothing else

I wish earbud covers didn't tear so easily.

 

[Jack Firesteel]

Granted, but nothing can be heard from the earbuds.

I wish to get some gold for a ship.

 

[Divine]

Granted, but you didn't specify a ship, so I'll give you 100 gold for a light sloop :3

I want to study more

 

[MarkPlankwalker]

You study more now but always the wrong lessons.

I want it to not be so freaking cold.

 

[Jack Firesteel]

Granted, but now it's ridiculously hot.

I want a new grenade.

 

[Sparky Wonderwolf]

Granted, but it was a Chinese knock off that was made too cheap, so it goes off in your pocket while you are on board your vessel.

I wish we could have more guild ranks.

 

[Hector wargull]

Granted, but its only Guild-master, officer, member, and SUPREME EMPEROR, GOD OF TIME!

I wish I could defeat He-Man

 

[Ember Heartless]

Granted, but you defeat him as She-Ra who is during her moody time of the month.

I wish I could turn back time.

 

[Ned Edgewalker]

Granted, but you can't control where you turn it to.

I wish I could achieve ultimate potato.

 

[Stormtimbers]

Granted, except then everyone pronounces it wrong

I wish that Terraria would not make me salty

 

[Jack Firesteel]

Granted, but now you will only play Terraria.

I wish that Playtimes were one hour longer...

 

[Sparky Wonderwolf]

Granted, but now there are twice as many inconvenient bugs!

I wish to have a domesticated fox as a pet.

 

[Hector wargull]

Granted, but it survives solely off of human blood and tears

I wish I could get a nose job

 

[BlackGranite]

Granted, but the surgeon accidentally slices off your entire nose.

I wish for a Lamborghini.

 

[Linerax]

Granted, but the whole car is made of pasta linguini.

I wish for candy corn.