Corrupt a Wish

[Hector wargull]

Granted, but the surgeon accidentally slices off your entire nose.

I wish for a Lamborghini.

Nyah, no nose is exactly the problem right now NYAH!

 

[BlackGranite]

Nyah, no nose is exactly the problem right now NYAH!

Well, sir, it seems the surgery will never give ya one.

 

[Hector wargull]

Well, sir, it seems the surgery will never give ya one.

Crush all my dreams why doncha? NYAH!

 

[Davy McShot]

While I'd like to reply here, I'm not sure what happened to the game. It doesn't seem . . here.

 

[Wehttamwulf]

1. I wish for candy corn.
   
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   Linerax, Jun 8, 2017

Granted, but they are your teeth now.

I wish I did not dc when I had a full hold of ship material.

 

[Kat Winchester]

Granted, but instead of gold you get a bunch of useless, rusty cutlasses.

I wish for a huge, double chocolate cake

 

[Sparky Wonderwolf]

Granted, but if you eat it will kill you instanteously due to how unhealthy it's very existence is.

I wish for a real life Click remote. (Movie with Adam Sandler that was good)

 

[Jack Firesteel]

Granted, but it doesn't come with the required AA batteries.

I wish that it doesn't rain today.

 

[Hector wargull]

Granted, it snows instead.

I wish the baby skunks in my window well would escape. If you corrupt this you are a monster.

 

[BlackGranite]

They escape, but your house will always smell like skunk.

I wish for a beta key.

 

[Wehttamwulf]

Granted, but it is for a different game - Sesame Street: Rogue Nation
I wish my broadsides would always fly straight and true to their targets.

 

[Jack Firesteel]

Granted, but the shots bounce harmlessly off the ships.

I wish for more gold than the next commenter.

 

[BlackGranite]

Granted, but as I have max gold, your wish is invalid.

I wish for a gaming computer.

 

[Stormtimbers]

Granted, but it is literally a computer that plays games itself. Without you.

I wish for Mercy's rez to be nerfed

 

[Caellisto]

Wish granted but you'll never see it

I wish for a rose that never dies.​

 

[Hector wargull]

Granted, but you step on it.

I wish crossbows were cheaper

 

[Ember Heartless]

Granted, but it shoots hot dogs so not too effective.

I wish I had more time to sleep in a day.

 

[ArabellaDrummond]

Granted, but your parents play nyan cat on repeat for you

I wish for two armored thumbs up from @Remington

 

[Sky Kiwi]

Granted, but you will receive it approximately 14 years from now.

I wish for two armoured thumbs down from @Remington!

 

[Remington]

Granted, but you will receive it approximately 14 years from now.

I wish for two armoured thumbs down from @Remington!

Haha! Granted but you will have to wait until I die and request that they bury me upside down so my two armored thumbs up are actually two armored thumbs down!

I wish for machine that does nothing but crank out perfectly prepared bacon in unlimited quantity