Corrupt a Wish

[POTCOSlenderMan]

Granted, but the ones you get never contain anything good.

I wish for useful super powers.

 

[Hector wargull]

Granted, but they are really weak.

I wish I didn't have carpal tunnel.

 

[Fortune Burnrose]

Granteded, but your entire arm has no skin.

I wish for no more infinite loading screens.

 

[Peter Goldbeard]

Granteded, but your entire arm has no skin.

I wish for no more infinite loading screens.

Granted, but you just crash every time instead

I wish for an update soon

 

[Stormtimbers]

Granted, but it doesn't fix crashing

I wish for you to corrupt my wish well

 

[Wehttamwulf]

Granted but (edited for content-may have contained violence, profanity, and/or nudity).

I wish that ifs and buts were candy and nuts so we would all have a very fine Christmas.

 

[Sans365]

Granted, but every time she cracks a joke, I teleport in and do one better.

Heheheheheheheheh

I wish this sentence wasn't true.

 

[Wehttamwulf]

What does your reply have to do with corrupting any of the previous wishes?

 

[Sans365]

What does your reply have to do with corrupting any of the previous wishes?

It's an undertale joke.... nvm....

 

[Hector wargull]

Granted, now a paradox occurs and all of existence ends
I wish I had philosophical enlightenment.

 

[POTCOSlenderMan]

Granted, but you can't share anything you know with anyone in any way, shape, or form.

I wish fun was funner.

 

[Jack Firesteel]

Granted, but now sadness is sadder, and angry is angrier too!

I wish I was a wolf.

 

[Captain Walrus]

Granted, unfortunately wolves can't use forums. 'Twas a pleasure knowin' ye matey.
I wish I could remember why my profile pic was limes....

 

[Captain Bren]

Granted, but now you can only think of limes.
I wish I had a broken spaceship.

 

[Wehttamwulf]

Granted, but you are being sucked into a black hole with no teleportation, shuttle craft, or any other form of transportation off your crippled, doomed spaceship.
I wish my passwords were easy to remember and my accounts hard to hack.

 

[Hector wargull]

Granted, but you forget your usernames constantly.

I wish my robe was waterproof.

 

[Jack Cannonskull]

Granted, but you forget your usernames constantly.

I wish my robe was waterproof.

Granted, but your robe is polka dotted now and you are humiliated.

I wish I had a guild of 500 members that I owned.

 

[POTCOSlenderMan]

Granted, but none of the members except you are ever online.

I wish boredom no longer existed.

 

[Mike Wass]

Granted, but none of the members except you are ever online.

I wish boredom no longer existed.

Granted, but you will never do anything useful in life because you're already happy wherever you are - even if that means doing absolutely nothing forever.

I wish I could forget middle school.

 

[Samuel of D.A.]

Granted, but you will never forget the most embarrassing moment of your entire life.
I wish that I could get paid for existing in the quantum super position of existing and not existing