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Senior El SleepyheadI respectfully suggest the sleepy guard outside Cuba jail be given a name.
Aye. Good point mate.Uh why? The navy eitc davy jones and jolly roger don't respect us pirates so why should we name a guard that hates us?
If he hated us he would be actively doing his job. But he politely fell asleep.Uh why? The navy eitc davy jones and jolly roger don't respect us pirates so why should we name a guard that hates us?
That's only because his wife cheated on him and he's been getting drunk to forget about it.If he hated us he would be actively doing his job. But he politely fell asleep.
I'm not sure they "hate us" as much as they're just doing their job. I think a name would be fun for that guy.Uh why? The navy eitc davy jones and jolly roger don't respect us pirates so why should we name a guard that hates us?
Oh how sad. Then like the good pirates ye be, ye should be pick pocketing and relieving the weight of all his booty from his tired and depressed body every time ye get of the jail.That's only because his wife cheated on him and he's been getting drunk to forget about it.
Perhaps we could bribe the guards for get out of jail cards to be used later.They should make him a side quest distributor. Maybe he had a rival who got to have the position and got to have fun while he was stuck watching a jail.
You gotta love him. He's too sweet to subdue. I'm just thinking he could give an interesting side quest when you're a certain level though.Perhaps we could bribe the guards for get out of jail cards to be used later.
Or the option to maybe subdue a guard when going in and maybe getting a small percent of your manifest loot back and immediate freedom.
Corporal Idoze.I respectfully suggest the sleepy guard outside Cuba jail be given a name.
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