Edward Edgemenace
Honorable Pirate
Dear Disney,
What would I like most for Christmas? I'd like some tattered rags for pants - piratey!
And a parrot, a peg leg, a hook arm, an eye patch. I'd like a WALK THE PLANK button for regular sailing. And a YES/NO button for incoming TPs.
Love,
EdEd
P.S. I still want to battle the Kraken, one of these days. How hard can six tentacles be? They will animate the same as a fly trap, no?
What would I like most for Christmas? I'd like some tattered rags for pants - piratey!

Love,
EdEd
P.S. I still want to battle the Kraken, one of these days. How hard can six tentacles be? They will animate the same as a fly trap, no?