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Yarrrrrr maties. Mr. Dev is back with another thread about a pointless little detail in the game that has bothered the heck out of him since he was a little child. I even emailed Disney about this idea. They told me I was wonderful and creative and that I show a lot of knowledge about Pirates Online and that they'd forward my idea to the devs. Guess what? It NEVER went through. Customer support person #42333 LIED!
And you know what? Now that I see the POTCO source code, I've found that THIS CHANGE IS SUPER EASY. It'd take like FIVE MINUTES, TOPS!
Whew, sorry guys. I have a lot of pent up anger over being SNUBBED by the POTCO DEVS!
So, what is my proposal?
- Move the Cave of Lost Souls (where Foulberto is) entrance door from where it currently is (Fire Bat corner) to here:
Here is my reasoning:
- In the official lore for Foulberto (that I'm guessing only like 5 people remember, but that's okay) states that Foulberto and his men were sealed into a section of El Patron's Mine after committing a mutiny. How is that possible if his cave entrance is on the OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND?!?!?!
- The entrance is a cellar. Why is there a cellar out in the middle of nowhere? This isn't Rumrunner's where it's supposed to be a secret.
- It's a lot closer to the dock. Less time to walk there!
- Not as close to enemies. Yeah, Rage Ghost is nearby, but those Fire Bats are RIGHT next to the door.
Detractions:
- Nostalgia of the placement.
- Folks not in the know won't know where to look now that it's moved.
- Possible solution: I find a way for the cave rectangle to show up on the map for the cellar, even though it's not a "tunnel" like a normal cave entrance.
So, what do y'all think? Should we move Foulberto's Cave, or should it stay where it is? Let me know!
~ Mr. Dev
P.S.
You may see me poke fun at Disney/the POTCO devs a lot, but it's all in good fun. I and TLOPO don't hate them. In fact, we have a lot of respect for them. A good bunch of the devs truly cared for this game. I can say that with certainty (without naming names).
Any sassy remark I or any other staff member makes is simply because a lot of POTCO's code is... simply not well thought out. And that's likely caused by a revolving door of interns.
A million cooks in the kitchen, and most of them have no experience, and that's OKAY!
And you know what? Now that I see the POTCO source code, I've found that THIS CHANGE IS SUPER EASY. It'd take like FIVE MINUTES, TOPS!
Whew, sorry guys. I have a lot of pent up anger over being SNUBBED by the POTCO DEVS!
So, what is my proposal?
- Move the Cave of Lost Souls (where Foulberto is) entrance door from where it currently is (Fire Bat corner) to here:
Here is my reasoning:
- In the official lore for Foulberto (that I'm guessing only like 5 people remember, but that's okay) states that Foulberto and his men were sealed into a section of El Patron's Mine after committing a mutiny. How is that possible if his cave entrance is on the OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND?!?!?!
- Disney, tsk tsk. You never think these things through.
- The entrance is a cellar. Why is there a cellar out in the middle of nowhere? This isn't Rumrunner's where it's supposed to be a secret.
- - Putting the door right behind Widow Threadbarren's shop would make a lot more sense, since it'd be a cellar for her shop.
- It's a lot closer to the dock. Less time to walk there!
- Not as close to enemies. Yeah, Rage Ghost is nearby, but those Fire Bats are RIGHT next to the door.
Detractions:
- Nostalgia of the placement.
- If you guys really like it where it is because of fond memories, or you're just used to it and don't wanna be confused, it can stay where it is. Just tell me in this thread, and I won't move it. Keeping y'all happy is more important than sating my inner perfectionist.
- Folks not in the know won't know where to look now that it's moved.
- Possible solution: I find a way for the cave rectangle to show up on the map for the cellar, even though it's not a "tunnel" like a normal cave entrance.
So, what do y'all think? Should we move Foulberto's Cave, or should it stay where it is? Let me know!
~ Mr. Dev
P.S.
You may see me poke fun at Disney/the POTCO devs a lot, but it's all in good fun. I and TLOPO don't hate them. In fact, we have a lot of respect for them. A good bunch of the devs truly cared for this game. I can say that with certainty (without naming names).
Any sassy remark I or any other staff member makes is simply because a lot of POTCO's code is... simply not well thought out. And that's likely caused by a revolving door of interns.
A million cooks in the kitchen, and most of them have no experience, and that's OKAY!