Well. I'm very happy to announce that
@Takagi has won the Beta Key! I used
https://www.random.org/ to enter every single person's name into a randomizer. 102 in total (I had 1 comment, and someone else commented twice. Mine obviously don't count, and only the first comment was counted for the other individual.)
@Takagi you have 24 hours to respond to my PM to claim your Beta Key, otherwise it will go to Johnny Bridgegate. Thank you all so much for entering! If I find more Beta Keys, I'll be sure to do this again, but.. maybe a different way to enter, my fingers hurt after typing all those names XD. Happy plunderin' to all of you!
If you'd like to see the list, please look at the link provided, it is a direct paste from random.org, also included is a screenshot.
Paste:
http://pastebin.com/JUyJxFC3
Picture:
https://gyazo.com/13c98fa43bb39db2c300d2c386a06779