Benjamin Lockbreaker
Pirate Lord
Maybe not my favorite Halloween memory, but probably the most absurd has to be one year that my parents decided to take my siblings and I to one of our friend's parties on Halloween. Turns out it was a reformation service at a church. It was a 2-3 hour long service of hymns and speaking on Martin Luther and his life. I remember slowly starting to get depressed because my huge plans for Halloween and the fun I had planned on having was looking very bleak as it was 10 o clock at night when the service ended. It looked like I wouldn't be getting any candy that Halloween. For 8 year old me it was the biggest deal in the world. Walking out of the service with tears streaming down my eyes I hear my parents tell us that the church had set up a huge surprise in the church'a gym. I walk in and I see over 40 different booths/tables set up around the gym all with unique games and treasure chests full of candy at each booth. I went into full crazy Ninja candy savaged pirate kid mode and took off towards the first station. I kid you not the church staff was handing kids each full size trash bags for the candy. I vaguely remember that each station would give cup fills of candy just for playing simple 15 second games.. and I went at it for about an hr. My full size trash bag was probably close to 6 pounds by the end and I couldn't even reach my hand to the bottom. Each of my 6 siblings had a full trash bag of their own by the end of the night and the look on my mom's face as we made our way to the car was what made me remember that night so well.. you could practically hear every parent groaning collectively watching each kid out of the 150 waddle out of the gym barely managing to keep their bag from burying them underneath it. My mom ended up taking all our candy away and giving us one a day.. but the thought just leaves me with a warm happy feeling. I lived off that candy for the next two years.
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