I'm so ... 'incredible'! ;P

Jason Shipmonger said:
Once I was playing outside on my bike and I was riding just holding it with one hand, and I did not see a pebble right in front of my face, My bike hit the pebble and the wheel went right and my arm hit the ground first then the rest of my body. And My leg hit the pedal and it scraped 85% of leg-skin and it hurt really bad when my mum put alcohol on my leg..
NEVER RIDE YOUR BIKE WITH ONE HAND NEAR GRAVELLY SIDEWALKS.
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Hey Jason! This is how my mind sometimes works ... ;) I could soooo relate to your story. Usually I already knew what would happen if I had seen a pebble (or whatever) in front of me. BUT, out of my 'crazy' judgement, I would think otherwise, like ... Hmm, let's see what would happen IF I go straight to it! And sure enough, it usually DID happen the way I predicted it. What's my point? I was just being 'out there'; already knew the consequences, but still did it anyway ... :p Just to 'prove' that my prediction was right, maybe?

Happens several times in my life time ... Idk if any of you ever feel that way or do the same thing I do.
 
JadeOHayes said:
I know this is very random ... but let's hear it, if you dare! People say that the ability to laugh at ourselves shows how big our hearts are. And it also showes wisdom. Not just point fingers at others, but also to ourselves. :D I'm in need of a good laugh right now, so here it is ...

I thought I was smart ... but not always! :p I already knew that, but when it happened, all I could say was "OMG! How dumb am I ... "

Two nights ago I wanted to eat ice cream. I opened my freezer and took a tub of ice cream and saw that the metal ice cream scooper was there. Well, actually I did leave it there from the last time I had it. I didn't usually leave the ice cream scooper inside the tub, and for some 'odd' reason, I thought it would be easier for next time to just leave the ice cream scooper there. My mind went on vacation, apparently, because it didn't register to me what the consequences would be if I left a metal material in a frozen environment.

So I scooped some ice cream, and seeing that there was some ice cream left on the scooper ... yep, you've guessed it! I brought to my mouth and licked it! If you ever saw cartoons or even funny comic strips, you could imagine what happened afterwards ... That ice cream scooper was stuck on my lip and tongue! And I pulled it frantically. This can't be happening, I thought. It would not come off of my tongue and I had to stop and think for a minute. (If there had been a hidden camera somewhere that took my moment, I could have almost bet you what I'd be winning the America's funniest video!). I knew I was going to get hurt really badly if I continued on. Then I ran to the faucet and grabbed some water and drizzled it on to my mouth. Finally the metal scooper came off. But the damaged has already been done. :sad1: I can't hardly open my mouth right now because it hurts and is swollen ... Well, at least somebody can learn from it: Do not lick frozen metal; your tongue will get stuck and ripped, and it hurts! ;)

So if you have a funny experience and don't mind people laughing at you, please share here. At least somebody can learn NOT to do it! :D TRUE STORY ONLY please!
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It was hard to keepfrom laughing ,sorry. As i read on i thought wow big ouch!
 
JadeOHayes said:
Hey Jason! This is how my mind sometimes works ... ;) I could soooo relate to your story. Usually I already knew what would happen if I had seen a pebble (or whatever) in front of me. BUT, out of my 'crazy' judgement, I would think otherwise, like ... Hmm, let's see what would happen IF I go straight to it! And sure enough, it usually DID happen the way I predicted it. What's my point? I was just being 'out there'; already knew the consequences, but still did it anyway ... :p Just to 'prove' that my prediction was right, maybe?

Happens several times in my life time ... Idk if any of you ever feel that way or do the same thing I do.
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I do that ALOT and when i say ALOT i mean like i do that probably for almost everything i do. We're a risk takers and i guess that's what makes us special.
 
JadeOHayes said:
Hey Jason! This is how my mind sometimes works ... ;) I could soooo relate to your story. Usually I already knew what would happen if I had seen a pebble (or whatever) in front of me. BUT, out of my 'crazy' judgement, I would think otherwise, like ... Hmm, let's see what would happen IF I go straight to it! And sure enough, it usually DID happen the way I predicted it. What's my point? I was just being 'out there'; already knew the consequences, but still did it anyway ... :p Just to 'prove' that my prediction was right, maybe?

Happens several times in my life time ... Idk if any of you ever feel that way or do the same thing I do.
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One word:
Same.
 
Jason Shipmonger said:
Once I was playing outside on my bike and I was riding just holding it with one hand, and I did not see a pebble right in front of my face, My bike hit the pebble and the wheel went right and my arm hit the ground first then the rest of my body. And My leg hit the pedal and it scraped 85% of leg-skin and it hurt really bad when my mum put alcohol on my leg..
NEVER RIDE YOUR BIKE WITH ONE HAND NEAR GRAVELLY SIDEWALKS.
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dont worry it was just a small flesh wound :p
 
Once i was at my friends house " pretending " to be superheros with capes. long story short....
Dont Wear Too Long OF Capes Or If Someone Steps On It And There Is A TV Cabinet Behind you....
i kinda cracked my skull after falling backwards...
Lesson Learned... DONT WEAR TOO LONG OF CAPES.
 
This last January my school was playing football for gym class (in the gym) and I was running with the ball when I rounded the corner and ran out of bounds right into a coat rack.... Ended up breaking my foot and being sent to the emergency room.... :D had to wear a cast for 2 months XD
 
Rose Sunslipper said:
This last January my school was playing football for gym class (in the gym) and I was running with the ball when I rounded the corner and ran out of bounds right into a coat rack.... Ended up breaking my foot and being sent to the emergency room.... :D had to wear a cast for 2 months XD
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how do you play football in the gym????
 
hmm... ok this is a short story.

about 3 weeks ago, i was rushing to get something from my room because the bus was coming around the corner. being as messy as my room is and as mindless as i am ( :p ) my bottom dresser drawer was open. i went to the other side to get my thing, i ran back, ran into the drawer, and left a huge bruise, that when i first hit it, felt like it was gushing blood. about a week later, my bruise turned yellow...o_o

but that just comes to show how lazy & klutzy humans can be. :D

note to self: CLOSE DRESSER DRAWERS!!!
 
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