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Flight1700 said:
Three pirates shipwrecked on an island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third man, who lived at sea, says: I’m lonely. I wish my crew was back here.
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Stormtimbers said:
One day a pirate ship was sailing and came across a navy vessel.
"One ship on the horizon captain!" said one of the crew mates.
The captain thought for a moment and responded, "Alright, go get my red shirt."
"Why do you need your red shirt?" the crew member asked.
"If the crew doesn't see that I'm bleeding they'll be more confident." And so the captain put on his red shirt.

Another navy ship appeared. "Two ships on the horizon captain!"
The captain said to the crew member, "Go get my red vest too, it will cover even more blood." And so the captain put on the red vest.

Suddenly, the entire British fleet appeared. "Five hundred ships on the horizon, captain!"
And so the captain said to the crew member:
"Go get my brown pants."
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my boy said this was a rip off from Deadpool!! lol mace me laugh even harder!
 
Well, I was hoping to wake up and check this post and have a bunch more to read. I will have a winner today some time...so there's still a chance for now, if any one else would like to try...:)
 
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couldn't argue with this


hopefully you know hearthstone and understand this joke and if not you at least someone here will.
 
What did the pirate say when his leg got stuck in the freezer?
"Shiver me timbers!"

There are 32 letters in a pirate's alphabet.
They insist there are seven C's
 
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Flight1700 said:
A captain was sailing his ship when they took sporadic cannonfire. A single shot connected; it ripped the steering wheel off and connected with the captain's waist. A day later, the pirate walked into a clinic to have it removed. "Oh my gosh," cried the surgeon, "you have a wheel in your crotch!"
"I know," remarked the captain, "it's driving me nuts."
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After years of digging and searching the crew finally went to the Captain and asked "What if we don't find the Key.
The Captain looked puzzled and said KEY? I'm looking for some booty.
 
I want to thank everyone who participated in this key giveaway. I had a ball reading them and I hope you all enjoyed it. Now the difficult part for me, to choose a winner. You all deserve one, and I wish I could give one away to each of you, but alas, I only have one. For those who did not win, don't give up trying in the game. If I am lucky enough to find another, I will have another giveaway..so keep a weather eye! Thanks again everyone. This was a lot of fun.

Calico Jack

(gonna PM the winner now...) I'll post the lucky pirate soon
 
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