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[Marc Daggerhound]

I have a collection of Pirate jokes that really make me laugh, but this first one gets me the most.
Q: What do you call a pirate with two eyes, two hands and two legs?
A: A beginner.

Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they spend years at C!

Q: What kind of grades did the pirate get in school?
A: High seas.

Q: Why is pirating addictive?
A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

Q: How do pirates know that they are pirates?
A: They think, therefore they ARR!

 

[angel bladefury]

Just wanted to thank Mr. Calico Jack for being so generous in giving away another beta key. And Congrats to winner.

 

[Calico]

Just wanted to thank Mr. Calico Jack for being so generous in giving away another beta key. And Congrats to winner.

Thanks Angel. I wish I had one for everyone. Thank You for taking part. I truly liked all your entries..youre a funny pirate!

 

[Crashalot]

Thank you Calico, you're awesome!
Good Luck me mateys!

 

[Rahno955]

Thanks for the chance Calico!
Good luck and congrats to whomever wins!

 

[Stormtimbers]

Hoping my key works, it said it was invalid when I put it in, asking staff to help me with it

 

[Stormtimbers]

Update: The key now works. Thanks Calico

 

[Marc Daggerhound]

Hoping my key works, it said it was invalid when I put it in, asking staff to help me with it

I assume you won the giveaway, congratulations! See you on the high seas!

 

[CapnNickSparrow]

Argh my ship has sunk, but one ship is saved, our RelationSHIP!
Arghahaha

 

[Matthew Savage Fury]

xD!

 

[Mark Scurvyfox]

Since the contest is now officially over, we are locking this thread in advance to prevent any future misunderstanding. Thank you all for taking part and to the OP that held this event for the shake of our community. Congratulations to the winner as well!

Looking forward to many more!