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Takes divine and makes him listen to scary mary chained to a chair for 24 hours straight, and supplying only 1 round of steel shot to make a choice, himself or scary mary, he chooses scary mary, escapes then trips on a rancid fly trap and succumbs to the acid spit slowly melting himself away as the fly trap and all local enemies rejoice
 
Puts Pharaoh in a vampire coffin (instead if a sarcophagus) just to make him angry. Then buries him next to some dude who died of the black plague.
 
Indiana brings nothing to the "knife fight" and instead decides to run Hector over with his snow plow... 7 times, until Hector is completely flat, then he mails him to his grandma just like that Flat paper kid you mailed to people (I don't know the name) but Grandma is happy...
 
Locks Indiana in a toxic moldy basement room of an abandoned salmon refinery that was closed abruptly for health violations while skinning a million salmon in 100 degree temperatures while the power was out due to the rats chewing the electric lines that started the fish bones on fire causing a bone fragment to fly and spark life into a nearby cd player which started playing Baby Baby by Justin Bieber which caused his slow and painful demise. :(
 
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