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Sadly the Starfish hadn't eaten Private Riley fast enough, so the sand crabs covered him and ate his eyeballs first and climbed up his nose and slowly gnawed at his brain, while his limbs were bitten off by big foot, because big foot often wanders the beach.
PS this is a funly gruesome game!
 
Straps Wargull (and Plankwalker) to a North Korean rocket which actually makes it into the air only to be taken out by a Patriot missile but they survive falling into the Sea of Japan, still strapped to a large piece of debris. Slowly they sink deeper and deeper either to die from drowning or the crushing pressure. They somehow manage to free themselves from their bonds and begin the slow, painful ascent. Suddenly they are attacked by a giant squid which wraps them in its tentacles and draws them toward its ravenous beak. All seems lost but then they are engulfed in the jaws of an enraged sperm whale and uh, yea, all is lost.
 
Straps Wargull (and Plankwalker) to a North Korean rocket which actually makes it into the air only to be taken out by a Patriot missile but they survive falling into the Sea of Japan, still strapped to a large piece of debris. Slowly they sink deeper and deeper either to die from drowning or the crushing pressure. They somehow manage to free themselves from their bonds and begin the slow, painful ascent. Suddenly they are attacked by a giant squid which wraps them in its tentacles and draws them toward its ravenous beak. All seems lost but then they are engulfed in the jaws of an enraged sperm whale and uh, yea, all is lost.

Wehttamwulf, a Japanese cuisine lover who aspires to become a rare fish collector decided to book a flight to Japan for a solo fishing trip. Coincidentally, the same sperm whale (after a large meal) happens to collide with a fishing boat as Wehttamwulf tries to reel in a large Suzuki sea bass. After the collision (and a long battle with the sea bass), he flew into the water. Shortly after, the poor whale and him were devoured by a starving shoal of sharks. A few days later on a Saturday morning, a group of intoxicated washed-up sharks was spotted in the Northern shores of Japan. This happened to be due to high traces of sarin (containing toxic nerve agents) found in the North Korean missile which crashed into the Sea of Japan. The spotter, a poor unsuspecting fisherman (whose facial expressions had indicated winning the lottery), dragged the corpses of the sharks onto his pick-up truck and drove straight to the Akita fish market to sell his finds. Knowing his young daughter loved shark meat and her older brother always wanted to taste shark fin soup, he set one shark aside for the next family dinner...
 
Soo, I had Darkslinger sit at the kitchen counter where he reminisced about Tlopo stories and he cried and cried over the bad loot he had gotten. The tears got all over the counter and flooded the kitchen the more he talked about loot and as the flood waters of tears grew and grew the waves flooded over the counter and shorted out the Keurig machine which then sent a racing bolt of electricity through the waves at him, burning him up to a dark, dark, darkslinger crisp. :( Adieu Darkslinger!
 
Summons an army of foul smelling undead scorpions to chase Punkin around Tortuga where she eventually trips over her own rum bottle and gets eaten
 
Informs Wargull that a court marshal does not constitute a death and as PrivateRiley is only a private he can't be busted in rank any lower so I condemn you, sir, to death by firing squad (woohoo ;) ) except it will be comprised of Amazonian little people (they will be aiming about belt high...or a little lower) using blow darts dipped with slow acting, excruciating poison acquired from the native frogs in honor of Riley.
 
Flight was flying his plane, when a UFO came and chased him down only to shoot a laser, which he happened to dodge the first time. Wasn't so lucky the next time....poof!
 
Since Thunderstorms have been lingering in town for weeks now.. I took Thunderstorms to the desert, and tied him up to a 50 foot tall Saguaro Cactus to dry out in the sun. A pack of wild iguanas came and nibbled his toes off since it's all they could reach and as they chewed his toes off, 1 iguana choked on his pinky toe because it had too much rose scented lotion on it, and when the iguana choked up his pinky toe, it flew up Thunderstorms's nose, causing him to choke on his own rose-scented, iguana chewed pinky toe! :eek:
 
Hector was running for his life, when the Mother of Dragon's ordered his destruction with her furious dragons. He could not escape his fiery death!
 
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