kill the person before

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Hector wargull, Sep 21, 2011.

  1. ArabellaDrummond

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    *Drops mic on @Sans365 then walks away*
     
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  2. Jezzy

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    -Ties @ArabellaDrummond to a chair and plays "Baby" by Justin Bieber for 43321 days-

    Wow, I miss 2011.
     
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  3. Hector wargull

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    wonders why everyone is using @, then says screw it, and tells a story about how I received some scars to Jezzy.
     
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  4. Debbie

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    Hector was tied to the top of coconut tree, then natives from the island tied a rope to the top of said tree and slowly brought the top to ground level, where they cut the rope and slung Hector across the island.
     
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  5. Aahz

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    D is for Debbie, who got caught in a webbie.
     
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  6. CaptainGreg

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    I shall send the assassin that Zuko from Avatar the last Airbender hired to kill the avatar after Aahz.
    He can not fail, he never has
     
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  7. Wehttamwulf

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    Never send an assassin to do a pirate's job (as I run my sword through the former CaptainGreg and throw his body overboard to the sharks, loot his possessions, steal his ship, and sail off to the horizon).
     
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  8. Wehttamwulf

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    Falling asleep while waiting for a reply I sailed off the edge of the map and was swallowed whole by a Kraken.
     
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  9. Sans365

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    @Wehttamwulf has a BAD TIME and gets dunked on. heheheheheheheheh
     
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  10. Hector wargull

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    Screws the rules, because I have Money, and proceeds to cheat at a children's card game, the winner gets to live, and Sans365 is not a protagonist, nor am I a minor villain. NYAH!
     
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  11. Jack Firesteel

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    I challenge Hector Wargull to a Shadow Game! I go first! I summon He-Man, with 9000 Attack Points, and put him in attack mode! I attack Hector Wargull's life points directly! Have a fun time in the Shadow Realm!
     
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  12. Simon Daggerhawk

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    Has no clever idea for a murder method, but Jack Firesteel suddenly combusts.
     
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  13. Marc Swordbreaker

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    Kills Simon Daggerhawk by playing gnossienne no. 3 poorly on piano, causing his head to explode
    Imagine this poorly
    His pic is no longer Erik Satie
     
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  14. OrionSenpai

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    gives Marc a heart attack by making fun of his shoes
     
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