kill the person before

[ArabellaDrummond]

*Drops mic on @Sans365 then walks away*

 

[Jezzy]

-Ties @ArabellaDrummond to a chair and plays "Baby" by Justin Bieber for 43321 days-

Wow, I miss 2011.

 

[Hector wargull]

wonders why everyone is using @, then says screw it, and tells a story about how I received some scars to Jezzy.

 

[Debbie]

Hector was tied to the top of coconut tree, then natives from the island tied a rope to the top of said tree and slowly brought the top to ground level, where they cut the rope and slung Hector across the island.

 

[Aahz]

D is for Debbie, who got caught in a webbie.

 

[CaptainGreg]

I shall send the assassin that Zuko from Avatar the last Airbender hired to kill the avatar after Aahz.
He can not fail, he never has

 

[Wehttamwulf]

Never send an assassin to do a pirate's job (as I run my sword through the former CaptainGreg and throw his body overboard to the sharks, loot his possessions, steal his ship, and sail off to the horizon).

 

[Wehttamwulf]

Falling asleep while waiting for a reply I sailed off the edge of the map and was swallowed whole by a Kraken.

 

[Sans365]

@Wehttamwulf has a BAD TIME and gets dunked on. heheheheheheheheh

 

[Hector wargull]

Screws the rules, because I have Money, and proceeds to cheat at a children's card game, the winner gets to live, and Sans365 is not a protagonist, nor am I a minor villain. NYAH!

 

[Jack Firesteel]

I challenge Hector Wargull to a Shadow Game! I go first! I summon He-Man, with 9000 Attack Points, and put him in attack mode! I attack Hector Wargull's life points directly! Have a fun time in the Shadow Realm!

 

[Simon Daggerhawk]

Has no clever idea for a murder method, but Jack Firesteel suddenly combusts.

 

[Marc Swordbreaker]

Kills Simon Daggerhawk by playing gnossienne no. 3 poorly on piano, causing his head to explode

Imagine this poorly
His pic is no longer Erik Satie

 

[OrionSenpai]

gives Marc a heart attack by making fun of his shoes

 

[Debbie]

Kills Orion by making fun of your hair, which is worse than any pirate could come up with! smelly dread locks!!

 

[Hector wargull]

Uses the ultimate power of having made up this game to kill Debbie.

 

[SwiftBlade]

Plays Jacob sartorius "Sweatshirt" 500 days straight to overpower @Hector wargull

 

[Wehttamwulf]

Prove that I have the swiftest blade and run SwiftBlade through and through (while wearing earplugs to prevent any more music related deaths). And no, that wasn't Through and Through featuring Will Reagan.

 

[Jack Firesteel]

I drop all my summer homework on Wehttamwulf, crushing him under all 40,000 of my papers, and causing a death by 1000 paper cuts as all my notes and books fly apart at lightning fast speed!
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[Kris]

I drop all my summer homework on Wehttamwulf, crushing him under all 40,000 of my papers, and causing a death by 1000 paper cuts as all my notes and books fly apart at lightning fast speed!
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-paper cuts jacks eyes - pours in lemon juice - pushes off cliff -