Life's Very Pointless/Important Questions

[Will Nightwolf]

This is a pretty easy game to play. You'll ask life's very pointless important questions, and then someone will give you a dumb well thought out answer then proceed to ask another dumb important life question....yes...the questions can be as serious or as pointlessly dumb as you'd like.

A Quick Example:
[Insert A Name 1]
Q-Why can't I fly?

[Insert A Name 2]
Because you barely got your driver's license
Q-Why is my name[insert your name]?

[Insert A Name 3]
Because your parent's hate you
Q-Why does no one laugh at my jokes?

[Insert A Name 4]
Because the economy puts so much stress on people they have no energy to laugh
Q-Why are there no peanut butter fishes

Rules:

• You must wait 5 posts before you can reply to this thread again
• No inappropriate comments
• No foul language

Any and all posts that do not follow the rules of the game will be deleted with no questions asked

Game Thread Approved By: Will Nightwolf

Here is the first question

Q-Why did I make this game thread?

 

[Nate Macgull]

Because u were bored

Q-Why do I have to go to school tomorrow?

 

[Amelia Darkskull]

So you can learn how to fly someday
Q-why cant people swim up waterfalls

 

[Zia Badncool]

Because the sign next to the waterfall says 'One Way'.

Q-Why can't I open my window in an airplane? :[

 

[Bad]

Because you might catch a cold

Q- Why cant I drive above 150mph?

 

[Johnny Mak]

Because you drive a Geo Metro

Q- Whats a good name for a ship?

 

[Camber]

Because you drive a Geo Metro

Q- Whats a good name for a ship?

Ummmmm. Doug
Q- why are buildings called buildings? and not builts?

 

[Will Nightwolf]

Because if we called them builts the world would blow up.

Q-Why won't anyone hire me

 

[Richard Cannonwalker]

Because you're a pirate.

Q-Why does this have to be question, and not an answer?

 

[Miss Anne Bridgebreaker]

Because you just answered a question.

Q - How long will it take me to get the money to buy a new camera?

 

[Arg2448]

untill the world explodes

Q when will the black ops zombies map comes out for ps3

 

[Zia Badncool]

When you go to your nearest park. Under a bench there will be a note. In the note there will be a map. The map will take you across the world leading you to your desire. When you reach your destination, there will be an X over the spot where you must dig exactly 3ft. deep. You will then discover a chest. The chest is not locked. Inside that chest you will find the code in which you can unlock Black Ops Zombie map for PS3.

Q- Why didn't I grow gills when I went swimming in the ocean? :[

 

[Amelia Darkskull]

Because ur not a magical mermaid like Ariel
Q-how come people keep stealling my gum

 

[Bad]

Because you are the only one with gum in the world

Q. Why are cars so expensive?

 

[JadeOHayes]

Because you'd like the Ferrari, Lamborghini or McLaren. If you settle with a 66 year old and broken down one, it's not ...

Q - Why am I always sleepy when it's time to level up my pirate?

 

[Captain Hi]

because jades u entertain ppl while ur sleeping and because disney feels like the players overwork themselves so they sleep and then we throw grenades near u saying wake up oops i said too much about what happens didnt I

Q: why is it that everytime i wish for a gigantic key it never shows up

 

[Will Nightwolf]

Because all the magic in the world which could've been used to grant you wish was stolen by evil trolls.

Q-Why can't I have a machine that makes legal copies of any amount of money

 

[Ned Stormmenace]

because then money would be pointless
Q - why cant i be a real dino?

 

[Richard Cannonwalker]

Because all the real dinos went missing in the lost city of New Orleans.

Q - Why did Disney install looting?

 

[Zia Badncool]

Because a mob formed outside of their houses demanding something new be added to the game or else... >:]

Q- Why didn't I start flying when I threw glitter-dust on myself?- the fairy I bought it from said it was legit.. :[