Life's Very Pointless/Important Questions

When humans have either gone extinct or left, and they out-evolve more developed sapiens, so never.

Why does my dog run into walls?
 
He's face-walling because he's so fed up with these dumb humans not understanding his perfectly reasonable requests to have that quart of ice cream that has been in the freezer for a few days

Why does it hurt when I stick my hand in flames?
 
Because the government wants to use the donuts to someday control us and they want us to eat more so when they release their controller-donuts they can control us.

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
 
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