Life's Very Pointless/Important Questions

[Divine]

Because the government wants to use the donuts to someday control us and they want us to eat more so when they release their controller-donuts they can control us.

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

cause its the system

where are my superpowers

 

[Art Deco]

They're already in you, you just have to clean your room first

Why are giant pizzas not the norm?

 

[Jason O'Connell]

Because they might turn sentient and try to take over the world.

Q - Why do I have to eat my vegetables?

 

[CassO]

Because your mom said so.

Why were the 80's so awesome?

 

[Hector wargull]

Because the human memory edits in order to make the past seem happier in order to whine about how it was better in the old days.

Why is Weird Al's version of Smells Like Team Spirit better than the Nirvana version?

 

[Katrina Firehawk]

Because it was made in the 80's ??

Why do they call Hot Dogs Hot Dogs?

 

[Divine]

Because it was made in the 80's ??

Why do they call Hot Dogs Hot Dogs?

Because cold dogs are cold, and hot dogs are hot.. duh

Why is water tasteless?

 

[Rox Windersmith]

Because you don't have an experienced tongue in order to taste the rich flavor of water.
Why did the dodo bird go extinct?

 

[Redness]

Society... Society and the swans!

Why do you need the Swiftwolf Ring in Tekkit Classic?

 

[Stormtimbers]

To have an emo item like the "swiftwolf ring" in an emo game

Why does one of my computer mice go in the order of blue, pink, black, and red, while the other one goes in the order of blue, red, pink, black?

 

[Rox Windersmith]

Because mice are blind.
Why did Erlich Bachman get bad at Jing Yang for putting his soda cans in the black trash bin?

 

[Divine]

Because black trash bins are scarce.

Why can i not have 1 billion dollars?

 

[Hector wargull]

Because thou art a casual.

How do banana's point?

 

[Jack Firesteel]

They point by how they land when they fall.

Q- Why's the rum always gone?

 

[OrionSenpai]

Because she burned it all.
q- why aren't bats deaf?