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"Looter's Rage" Poker Face Parody

Discussion in 'Creative Writing' started by Charles Warmonk, Mar 9, 2018.

  1. Charles Warmonk

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    Disclaimer: I may or may not have had just a bit too much Dr. Pepper & no sleep...
    Video link to understand
    Non-lyrics version to sing to
    Poker Face Parody: “Looter's Rage”

    Rar rar rar-rung?
    Rar rar rar-rung?
    Rar rar rar-rung?
    Rar rar rar-rung?
    Rar rar rar-rung?
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    I wanna loot 'em like they do in Screenshots, please

    Slash 'em, make 'em, Jealous; Looters, can’t compete with me (I need it)

    Looting intuition, clear the gold room with a siege

    And after skulls have dropped, I'll open one that’s sparkling

    Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

    I’ve had it now, this is the last skull

    Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

    I’ve had it now, this is the last skull
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    [Chorus:]

    Can't loot my, can't loot my

    No, I can't find my Thunderspine

    (drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

    Can't find my, can't find my

    No, I can’t loot my Thunderspine

    (drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

    L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage

    Rar rar rar-rung?

    L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage

    Rar rar rar-rung?

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    I want the stats and boost, not some common gun

    A lot of farming gold is really boring me (I hate it)

    Looting non-stop is not the same without a skull

    And, looter, when it drops, if it's not new, it isn't fun (fun)


    Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

    I’ve had it now, this is the last skull

    Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

    I’ve had it now, this is the last skull

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    [Chorus:]

    Can't loot my, can't loot my

    No, I can't find my Thunderspine

    (drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

    Can't find my, can't find my

    No, I can’t loot my Thunderspine

    (drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

    L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage
    Rar rar rar-rung?
    L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage
    Rar rar rar-rung?
    Rar rar rar-rung?
    (Rar rar rar-rung?)
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    I won't tell you that it’s ok, good, or balanced
    'Cause I'm lootin' with my cutlass
    I'm not hacking, I'm just sieging' with my dou-ble-toss-in
    Just like looting at the Tormenta
    Take the gold room before you get to
    I farming this, farming this
    Check the forums 'cause I'm posting this

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    [Chorus:]

    Can't loot my, can't loot my
    No, I can't find my Thunderspine
    (drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

    Can't loot my, can't loot my
    No, I can't find my Thunderspine
    (drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

    Can't loot my, can't loot my
    No, I can't find my Thunderspine
    (drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

    Can't loot my, can't loot my
    No, I can't find my Thunderspine
    (drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

    L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage

    (Rar rar rar-rung?)
    L-l-l-looter's rage
    Rar rar rar-rung?
    L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter rage
    Rar rar rar-rung?
    L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter rage
    Rar rar rar-rung?

     
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  2. Benjamin Darkbreaker

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    someone needs to make a fire beat for this.
     
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  3. Charles Warmonk

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    Fire Beat?
     
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  4. Pharaoh

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    perfect weapon for the chorus, thunderspine lol
     
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  5. John Yellowrat

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    what even is this lol
     
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  6. Cyclone

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    Not sure but I like it.
     
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  7. Taylor_128

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    You already have Thunderspine
     
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  8. ThunderStorms

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    I Saw Charles lurking in the Skull's Thunder writing this yesterday ..... lol
     
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  9. Captain Chris

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    This Parody Lyrics looks like ''Bad Romance'' - Lady Gaga
    but Seriously I can't Stop Laughing at it.... :D

    but yeah I feel your pain Believe me!
     
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    This slaps.
     
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  11. LeonDarkstack

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    LOL good one Warmonk haha.
     
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  12. Marc Swordbreaker

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    This makes me want to die.
     
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  13. Charles Warmonk

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    <3
     
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  14. Stephen Teague

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    High quality!
     
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  15. Darkslinger

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    can i hire you to be my ghostwriter? im working on a mixtape, dm me for details.
     
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  16. Charles Warmonk

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    Feel free to PM about any lyric advice. - I'd be more than happy to help. :)
     
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  17. squintz

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    Disney is turning over in his grave.
    And saying "what the hell?"
     
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