"Looter's Rage" Poker Face Parody

Charles Warmonk

Wiki Staff
Disclaimer: I may or may not have had just a bit too much Dr. Pepper & no sleep...
Video link to understand
Non-lyrics version to sing to
Poker Face Parody: “Looter's Rage”

Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
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I wanna loot 'em like they do in Screenshots, please

Slash 'em, make 'em, Jealous; Looters, can’t compete with me (I need it)

Looting intuition, clear the gold room with a siege

And after skulls have dropped, I'll open one that’s sparkling

Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

I’ve had it now, this is the last skull

Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

I’ve had it now, this is the last skull
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[Chorus:]

Can't loot my, can't loot my

No, I can't find my Thunderspine

(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

Can't find my, can't find my

No, I can’t loot my Thunderspine

(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage

Rar rar rar-rung?

L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage

Rar rar rar-rung?

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I want the stats and boost, not some common gun

A lot of farming gold is really boring me (I hate it)

Looting non-stop is not the same without a skull

And, looter, when it drops, if it's not new, it isn't fun (fun)


Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

I’ve had it now, this is the last skull

Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

I’ve had it now, this is the last skull

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Chorus:]

Can't loot my, can't loot my

No, I can't find my Thunderspine

(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

Can't find my, can't find my

No, I can’t loot my Thunderspine

(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
(Rar rar rar-rung?)
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I won't tell you that it’s ok, good, or balanced
'Cause I'm lootin' with my cutlass
I'm not hacking, I'm just sieging' with my dou-ble-toss-in
Just like looting at the Tormenta
Take the gold room before you get to
I farming this, farming this
Check the forums 'cause I'm posting this

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[Chorus:]

Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage

(Rar rar rar-rung?)
L-l-l-looter's rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter rage
Rar rar rar-rung?

 
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Captain Chris

Notorious Pirate
Disclaimer: I may or may not have had just a bit too much Dr. Pepper & no sleep...
Video link to understand
Non-lyrics version to sing to
Poker Face Parody: “Looter's Rage”

Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I wanna loot 'em like they do in Screenshots, please

Slash 'em, make 'em, Jealous; Looters, can’t compete with me (I need it)

Looting intuition, clear the gold room with a siege

And after skulls have dropped, I'll open one that’s sparkling

Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

I’ve had it now, this is the last skull

Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

I’ve had it now, this is the last skull
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[Chorus:]

Can't loot my, can't loot my

No, I can't find my Thunderspine

(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

Can't find my, can't find my

No, I can’t loot my Thunderspine

(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage

Rar rar rar-rung?

L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage

Rar rar rar-rung?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I want the stats and boost, not some common gun

A lot of farming gold is really boring me (I hate it)

Looting non-stop is not the same without a skull

And, looter, when it drops, if it's not new, it isn't fun (fun)


Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

I’ve had it now, this is the last skull

Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

I’ve had it now, this is the last skull

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Chorus:]

Can't loot my, can't loot my

No, I can't find my Thunderspine

(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

Can't find my, can't find my

No, I can’t loot my Thunderspine

(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
(Rar rar rar-rung?)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I won't tell you that it’s ok, good, or balanced
'Cause I'm lootin' with my cutlass
I'm not hacking, I'm just sieging' with my dou-ble-toss-in
Just like looting at the Tormenta
Take the gold room before you get to
I farming this, farming this
Check the forums 'cause I'm posting this

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[Chorus:]

Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage

(Rar rar rar-rung?)
L-l-l-looter's rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter rage
Rar rar rar-rung?

This Parody Lyrics looks like ''Bad Romance'' - Lady Gaga
but Seriously I can't Stop Laughing at it.... :D

but yeah I feel your pain Believe me!
 
Disclaimer: I may or may not have had just a bit too much Dr. Pepper & no sleep...
Video link to understand
Non-lyrics version to sing to
Poker Face Parody: “Looter's Rage”

Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I wanna loot 'em like they do in Screenshots, please

Slash 'em, make 'em, Jealous; Looters, can’t compete with me (I need it)

Looting intuition, clear the gold room with a siege

And after skulls have dropped, I'll open one that’s sparkling

Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

I’ve had it now, this is the last skull

Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

I’ve had it now, this is the last skull
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[Chorus:]

Can't loot my, can't loot my

No, I can't find my Thunderspine

(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

Can't find my, can't find my

No, I can’t loot my Thunderspine

(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage

Rar rar rar-rung?

L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage

Rar rar rar-rung?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I want the stats and boost, not some common gun

A lot of farming gold is really boring me (I hate it)

Looting non-stop is not the same without a skull

And, looter, when it drops, if it's not new, it isn't fun (fun)


Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

I’ve had it now, this is the last skull

Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

I’ve had it now, this is the last skull

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Chorus:]

Can't loot my, can't loot my

No, I can't find my Thunderspine

(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

Can't find my, can't find my

No, I can’t loot my Thunderspine

(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
(Rar rar rar-rung?)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I won't tell you that it’s ok, good, or balanced
'Cause I'm lootin' with my cutlass
I'm not hacking, I'm just sieging' with my dou-ble-toss-in
Just like looting at the Tormenta
Take the gold room before you get to
I farming this, farming this
Check the forums 'cause I'm posting this

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[Chorus:]

Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)

L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage

(Rar rar rar-rung?)
L-l-l-looter's rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter rage
Rar rar rar-rung?

This slaps.
 
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