Captian Morgan Kid
Site Founder
ever have one of those days ya just should have stayed in bed with the covers over your head? well it happened to me. i was up at the crack of dawn to do some plundering, like any other day, little did i know how my day would end.
it seemed everything wanted a piece of me that day. little did know it was going to be all down hill from here.
i mean even the chickens were after me!
next thing i know, a fly trap with a bad attidude wants to make a meal out of me. i mean gee wiz, will it never end.
lucky for me i didn't taste very good and he spit me out. ok now you would think nothing worse would happen for the rest of the day. wrong!
i end up getting muged by 3 grumpy stumps. they knocked me to the ground and my sword went right through my leg. ouch! so it was off to see doc grog for some stiches.
he had me on the table in the back sewing up my leg when started feeling very faint. i felt like a total air head. i think i'll start having frogs and rum for breakfast. they say if you eat a frog in the morning nothing worse will happen all day. i for one sure hope thats true!
it seemed everything wanted a piece of me that day. little did know it was going to be all down hill from here.
i mean even the chickens were after me!
next thing i know, a fly trap with a bad attidude wants to make a meal out of me. i mean gee wiz, will it never end.
lucky for me i didn't taste very good and he spit me out. ok now you would think nothing worse would happen for the rest of the day. wrong!
i end up getting muged by 3 grumpy stumps. they knocked me to the ground and my sword went right through my leg. ouch! so it was off to see doc grog for some stiches.
he had me on the table in the back sewing up my leg when started feeling very faint. i felt like a total air head. i think i'll start having frogs and rum for breakfast. they say if you eat a frog in the morning nothing worse will happen all day. i for one sure hope thats true!