Shamus The Brute
List here the most embarrasing moment for either yourself - or - someone else you know personally that you have witnessed.
*Let's make this fair for everyone by keeping all rum & "alcohol" related moments out of this particular thread for at least the time being, anyways.
Here are a few quotes I found:
"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh, at yourself." ~Ethel Barrymore
"Almost always it is the fear of being ourselves that brings us to the mirror." ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
"My life has been one great big joke,
A dance that's walked,
A song that's spoke,
I laugh so hard I almost choke,
When I think about myself."
"Present yourself always
As who you would be,
And that is the person
The world will see."