I remember the first time I ran across a Stump - my crew had already gone to bed, and I figured I'd explore an island I had never been to before I went to bed. I found myself on Outcast Isle, getting pretty badly hurt. I had no clue what was hitting me at first, and thought I was getting voodoo'd. This, of course, sent me into a panic; when I finally figured out why I was getting smacked, I found myself laughing despite feeling a bit silly, and proceded to deforest an entire island.
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notanybody99
Sea Legs
Ahoy mateys and Keepers of the Code 
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This day I have taken time to create an original motion picture of meself in a Renaissance Pleasure Faire (Southern California Original) outfit telling me tale of a suspenseful
and hilarious 
voyage I did experienced. The time be less than three minutes as requested and shared in respect fer the TLOPO community 
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Thank ye fer the opportunity to share and yer time!
,This day I have taken time to create an original motion picture of meself in a Renaissance Pleasure Faire (Southern California Original) outfit telling me tale of a suspenseful
and hilarious voyage I did experienced. The time be less than three minutes as requested and shared in respect fer the TLOPO community . Thank ye fer the opportunity to share and yer time!
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So all of this sudden I was here at Elizabeth Trying to get my sail quest until i noticed a Navy Cadet Comes in with me. So I talked to Elizabeth trying to get my sailing quest but Nope, It doesn't seem to work even though quest says COMPLETE it tells me to go to unknown townsfolk so i head over to all of the people in port royal Only knowing It was bugged so i spent all of my playtime trying to get the quest done but then i look behind me after i thought of that and i see the navy cadet always following me the entire time.
Henry Darkmonk
Swashbuckler
Legend in my Own Mind
Honorable Pirate
Hey i was thinking you would be using this and need a simple graphic, it requires a bit of in between the lines thinking, - but this is first attempt
Kai Devlin
Sea Legs
mistake--not sure how to delete
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Hanasakoyu
Dockworker
Way back in ye days o' old, goin' bay th' names o' Wildskull and SharkJaw, me and my bucko sailed th' seas as a rag tag Corsair duo.
After many days plunderin' and lootin', Sharkjaw finally had enough booty stowed away t' buy a brand new ship!
Settin' sail aboard th' newly acquired vessel, Sharkjaw suddenly disappeared, his internet had cut out!
So I took helm meself, and within mere moments I sunk th' ship... Sharkjaw logged back on, and found himself marooned on th' beach, bewildered at th' fact his brand new vessel were bein' completely destroyed and hoist the mainsail, by Davy Jones' locker!
It were bein' awkward t' say th' least.
After many days plunderin' and lootin', Sharkjaw finally had enough booty stowed away t' buy a brand new ship!
Settin' sail aboard th' newly acquired vessel, Sharkjaw suddenly disappeared, his internet had cut out!
So I took helm meself, and within mere moments I sunk th' ship... Sharkjaw logged back on, and found himself marooned on th' beach, bewildered at th' fact his brand new vessel were bein' completely destroyed and hoist the mainsail, by Davy Jones' locker!
It were bein' awkward t' say th' least.
WillowRedmane
Sea Legs
Once my pirates had maxed out everything , I spent days finding landlubbers that had found their way to our shores and helped them get their sea legs. I would like to say it was out of the kindness of my heart but I'll be honest it was for the ( you are a god ) response from the nubs.
As much fun as that was some days I just wasn't into holding a new pirate's hand and just wanted to hang out. In a bar. Acting Salty. ( well as much as you could with the mouse watching your every move)
As we all know there were plenty of glitches in the game.
It was one of these glitches that I liked to use to have a bit of fun. I would wiggle behind the bar in one of the taverns and interact with all that patronized the bar. I took orders, answered questions for newbies, and at some points danced on table tops. Never enough to get a "BAN" always kept it PG 13.
Well one day I came in and saw in chat a newer pirate, talking to a brand new one about how there is sometimes a pirate in here that you can talk to and get help with the game with but that the mouse must have taken that out in the last update. ( he was speaking of me) I ran up behind them, typed in chat that I was "Sorry I was late for my shift boys, Jack was in port last night and Well......" " But I'm here now, how can I help?" I jumped behind the bar and Laughed my butt off as they asked their questions. Bet he was wondering what every happened to that part of the game.........
As much fun as that was some days I just wasn't into holding a new pirate's hand and just wanted to hang out. In a bar. Acting Salty. ( well as much as you could with the mouse watching your every move)
As we all know there were plenty of glitches in the game.
It was one of these glitches that I liked to use to have a bit of fun. I would wiggle behind the bar in one of the taverns and interact with all that patronized the bar. I took orders, answered questions for newbies, and at some points danced on table tops. Never enough to get a "BAN" always kept it PG 13.
Well one day I came in and saw in chat a newer pirate, talking to a brand new one about how there is sometimes a pirate in here that you can talk to and get help with the game with but that the mouse must have taken that out in the last update. ( he was speaking of me) I ran up behind them, typed in chat that I was "Sorry I was late for my shift boys, Jack was in port last night and Well......" " But I'm here now, how can I help?" I jumped behind the bar and Laughed my butt off as they asked their questions. Bet he was wondering what every happened to that part of the game.........
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Jack IronRose
Sea Legs
i drew this because i been thinking that a caption jack sparrow as a undead skull would be a cool sail emblem
Jackson Devine
Dockworker
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Saltyroast
Sea Legs
A funny experience I had one time,
So I hear from my guild friends that fishing is a great way to level up/earn gold. So I grind fish for money and XP and as I'm leveling im catching bigger and better fish. Now, I am about to hit level 12 and I'm on my last lure on the fishing boat, I also only have 200gold from just buying a new Brig. So I cast the line, ready to catch a barracuda or a dragon fish or something good. Lo and behold, I managed to get a Yellow Tang bc I forgot that you don't jiggle the line for small fish. So in a fit of rage, I yelled some obscenities about the fish and end up throwing my drink all over the floor. My guild was on Discord and they couldn't stop laughing. I asked them why they were a few minutes later and they said that they heard, every...last...word.... I hate yellow tangs.
So I hear from my guild friends that fishing is a great way to level up/earn gold. So I grind fish for money and XP and as I'm leveling im catching bigger and better fish. Now, I am about to hit level 12 and I'm on my last lure on the fishing boat, I also only have 200gold from just buying a new Brig. So I cast the line, ready to catch a barracuda or a dragon fish or something good. Lo and behold, I managed to get a Yellow Tang bc I forgot that you don't jiggle the line for small fish. So in a fit of rage, I yelled some obscenities about the fish and end up throwing my drink all over the floor. My guild was on Discord and they couldn't stop laughing. I asked them why they were a few minutes later and they said that they heard, every...last...word.... I hate yellow tangs.
piratecaptain
Dockworker
I was sailing with a couple of mates when we came across a flagship and so we decided to board it. Unfortunately it was not our level and we all lost. I was the first one to die and my friend tried to revive me but he went down but it gave me the option to revive him so I did. When he got up there were no enemies so he revived me, as we were sitting there running around the ship hunting for away to get off of it, his ship started to sail away with the hooks still attached. Me and my friends were dying as the "ghost ship" sailed away.
I went about 7 words over the limit, please forgive me my lords.
It was in a port town that I was walking around, on a fine sunday; while all of the priests were readying their sermons, I was gargling down the latter half of my rum flask. I saw the regular people, the impoverished scrounging around scrap barrels outside of taverns, and I didn’t feel sympathy, I felt drunk. That was when I got a tap on my shoulder, a proper lookin’ lad with a smug look on his face. “Hey lol follow me lol” I shrugged, yet his words struck me profoundly, and said confusedly “Okay then...”. That’s when he led me to a Tortuga graveyard, swarming with the undead. I asked simply “Why’d you take me he” “*re” “*?” he responded with a simple “idk lol look at the zombies” he motioned to the poor undead bastards, mouths hanging open, soul gone. Not until he motioned me to a particular one, however. “Look at that one lol” I witnessed it, and was horrified. I’d seen plenty of undead, but none like this eldritch horror. It was standing perfectly straight… In mid air. I made an attempt to disguise my fear “lol” I uttered, with a shaking voice. That’s when he, Sam Calleskull was his name, god rest his soul, charged at it. I tried to stop him unsuccessfully, only managing to say “lol, get him.” before the lad was at the monster’s behest. It was around ten levels too high for him. I offered him much support “RIP you’re dead” and tried to assist him “You’re on your own lol”, but my fear held me back. I saw his blows falter, and then stop… The poor lad was dead. At first, I was furious, ready to avenge Sam, but I faltered. I said into the void “Well that went well lol” showing my fear. And soon, I ran.
It was in a port town that I was walking around, on a fine sunday; while all of the priests were readying their sermons, I was gargling down the latter half of my rum flask. I saw the regular people, the impoverished scrounging around scrap barrels outside of taverns, and I didn’t feel sympathy, I felt drunk. That was when I got a tap on my shoulder, a proper lookin’ lad with a smug look on his face. “Hey lol follow me lol” I shrugged, yet his words struck me profoundly, and said confusedly “Okay then...”. That’s when he led me to a Tortuga graveyard, swarming with the undead. I asked simply “Why’d you take me he” “*re” “*?” he responded with a simple “idk lol look at the zombies” he motioned to the poor undead bastards, mouths hanging open, soul gone. Not until he motioned me to a particular one, however. “Look at that one lol” I witnessed it, and was horrified. I’d seen plenty of undead, but none like this eldritch horror. It was standing perfectly straight… In mid air. I made an attempt to disguise my fear “lol” I uttered, with a shaking voice. That’s when he, Sam Calleskull was his name, god rest his soul, charged at it. I tried to stop him unsuccessfully, only managing to say “lol, get him.” before the lad was at the monster’s behest. It was around ten levels too high for him. I offered him much support “RIP you’re dead” and tried to assist him “You’re on your own lol”, but my fear held me back. I saw his blows falter, and then stop… The poor lad was dead. At first, I was furious, ready to avenge Sam, but I faltered. I said into the void “Well that went well lol” showing my fear. And soon, I ran.
ahoy mates, a funny story of mine awaits. I was looting and saw a member of immortal and asked to join and joined the guild. once i joined someone typed that they were looting at darkhart and i was level 13 at the time so why not hey. I went and went down roughly 7 times before the leader messaged me asking if i was playing and i said yeah im playing and then he kicked me, haha
Cariba
Sea Legs
Back in the day of the OG pirates online, I was part of quite an active guild (whom I loved very dearly) that oftentimes went out in large groups for plundering on the seas or grinding with bosses and such. On one fine evening, we decided to go out after the notorious Foulberto Smasho for some good old fashioned grinding for loot and NP. Keep in mind that at the time, I was around level 30 (below that though, probably 27 or 28 at this point), so I had to be careful going up against bosses like these even in groups because I always seemed to have the luck of getting the big bad boss guy aggro’d against me. So, there we were, grinding away (I think we were at about our third or fourth round going head-to-head with Foulberto) and there I was, little level 30 pirate-y me, face to face with Foulberto himself. This time around, I must have looked at him in just the wrong way or stepped on his toe or something and Mr. Smasho aggro’d right onto little old me. I was very quickly getting low on health, so I, in a panic, switched from my cutlass to my (so I thought) trusty grenades. Unfortunately, in my blind panic, I accidentally released my grenade before I confirmed where I was aiming and got caught up in the crossfire. This, to my dismay, knocked me to the floor, begging to be revived by my mates (along with another one of my guild buddies... sorry, friend!) with Foulberto still up and kicking, probably laughing at me for my idiocy. Quite a funny moment, in my opinion, and still one that I think about to this day!
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Rucksack2016
Buccaneer
Makes me wish I still had a scanner on my printer. I could make a pretty good design on pen and paper. So guess a story will do.
My old Guild, Devil Angels was large and we did a lot. One night I was with some of the guys on my old War Frigate, while we had guild members on other ships. A Guild Fleet, if you will. Everything was going great. 5 war ships filled to the brim with treasure. Hunters being thwarted left and right. After about three runs we were about to go back out when it happened... Being a local group of friends for the majority the storm blew out power to most of the city. Then and there my War Galleon filled to the brim was left to be sunk by the navy and EITC. Three days later I come back to find out... My War Brig, War Galleon AND War Frigate were all sunk. I sent them all out and trusted one of my Officers with each one, who happened to be the very same people who were with me. Best and worst moment all at the same time. RIP.
My old Guild, Devil Angels was large and we did a lot. One night I was with some of the guys on my old War Frigate, while we had guild members on other ships. A Guild Fleet, if you will. Everything was going great. 5 war ships filled to the brim with treasure. Hunters being thwarted left and right. After about three runs we were about to go back out when it happened... Being a local group of friends for the majority the storm blew out power to most of the city. Then and there my War Galleon filled to the brim was left to be sunk by the navy and EITC. Three days later I come back to find out... My War Brig, War Galleon AND War Frigate were all sunk. I sent them all out and trusted one of my Officers with each one, who happened to be the very same people who were with me. Best and worst moment all at the same time. RIP.
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Hengesteel
Dockworker
Here is my key for the Beta Key contest
The Nickonator
Sea Legs
I had quite an interesting experience in Port Royal, I was tasked of collecting bone dust from gravediggers for my voodoo doll. Unknowingly out of lack of memory, I stumbled into the Governors garden, and the game locked the way back out for me. A message would pop up whenever I would run into a doorway saying something along the lines of "I must collect all of the items before visiting Tia Dalma". I was stuck for over an hour, even a fellow player witnessed me not going anywhere. I realized "What if I close the game and come back?" So I did so. Problem solved, but what sort of devilish black magic sorcery was keeping me from entering a open wide passageway?
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