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My funny story:
(This was in potco) Back in the old days i decided to fight foulberto smasho on my own. I expected to get my butt kicked but luckily he was glitched and didn't attack me. So after getting finger cramps from an hour of clicking he finally dies and drops the legendary sword of el patron. as soon as I open the chest before i could take the loot my internet went out. This was years ago and I'M STILL MAD!!!!
(This was in potco) Back in the old days i decided to fight foulberto smasho on my own. I expected to get my butt kicked but luckily he was glitched and didn't attack me. So after getting finger cramps from an hour of clicking he finally dies and drops the legendary sword of el patron. as soon as I open the chest before i could take the loot my internet went out. This was years ago and I'M STILL MAD!!!!
This takes place on my ship, I was sailing across the ocean one day and i noticed something weird happening with my ship. I docked and got back on and then i had noticed Jack Sparrow glitched on to the front of my ship dancing a little jig. I was laughing so hard i was ded m8. Then i was in a battle and a cannonball went right through his head and he just stopped and stood there i had tears rolling down my face. So raise youre rum and make a toast to the cannonball that had "balls" enough (pun intended) to take on Captain Jack Sparrow
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So here is a funny experience I had when I was younger playing this game.........
I remember being so excited that I got a boat so I sailed as far as I could. I then spotted an island with a volcano and I said to myself, "That's cool." When I got on the island I checked the merchants to see what they were selling. I saw that one was selling a boat that was way cooler than mine, but I didn't have enough money to get it. I decided to sell my boat and everything else I had to get it. Without doing the math before hand it turned out that I still didn't have enough money to get it. So I had to swim all the way back to Tortuga and it took about 2 hours and 30 mins. I asked my dad if he remembered and he laughed and said, "HAHA, I remember you got so ticked and wanted to just start over." After I made it to Tortuga I died immediately. Needless to say I was pretty mad.
I remember being so excited that I got a boat so I sailed as far as I could. I then spotted an island with a volcano and I said to myself, "That's cool." When I got on the island I checked the merchants to see what they were selling. I saw that one was selling a boat that was way cooler than mine, but I didn't have enough money to get it. I decided to sell my boat and everything else I had to get it. Without doing the math before hand it turned out that I still didn't have enough money to get it. So I had to swim all the way back to Tortuga and it took about 2 hours and 30 mins. I asked my dad if he remembered and he laughed and said, "HAHA, I remember you got so ticked and wanted to just start over." After I made it to Tortuga I died immediately. Needless to say I was pretty mad.
Imogen Foxtrot
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This is my entry:
Good luck to all
My funniest moments have been when I was just a wee lass, not understanding how strong Red Spirits at Raven's Cove are, and dying countless times after getting close to them, being just a level 20, of course.
And probably all the times bosses have agroed onto me, as opposed to the many people usually in the groups fighting them. Always me. Why me.
Good luck to all
My funniest moments have been when I was just a wee lass, not understanding how strong Red Spirits at Raven's Cove are, and dying countless times after getting close to them, being just a level 20, of course.
And probably all the times bosses have agroed onto me, as opposed to the many people usually in the groups fighting them. Always me. Why me.
Hippiekogi1
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Ahoy! this is my art 
Ahoy!! this is my art 
Ahoy!! this is my art
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Charles Sharkgrim
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Ahoy! This is my submission for the design contest. I wrote the word "keepers" under the key as though it is the part that fits into a lock.
I am really thankful for all of you who made reliving my childhood possible. Thank you.
I am really thankful for all of you who made reliving my childhood possible. Thank you.
EnhancedUniverse
Dockworker
Hope im not too late but made a short video of a story enjoy 
a beta key would be a awesome Bday Present TBH
Wehttamwulf
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JoeyAktosh
Dockworker
Here`s my hilarious story-
I never played POTCO. Never. This is my first experience on playing a game of this sort. In truth , I`m not even a gamer, but my gamer girl-friend had convinced me to play with her, so reluctantly( cheerfully) I did. Now with that out of the way, without the Beta key, things have always been super scheduled, so I lent my friend my account... now this was before things went south, and when i say south, it`s real south. We usually chat online over google hangouts( #notsponsored) and the gaming periods are pretty long. Now the game TLOPO has many mysteries to it, one that i cannot figure out is how the characters move around while AFK. now normally they shouldn`t right? And that`s true. I`ve left my character to be AFK for many times, watching strenuously over it, making sure that once in AFK, it does nothing... but for my firned, it moves. Her Avatar continued to follow me... it creeped me out to the point where i was convinced that there was a virus or manifestation of a ghost within the game. Over time it got worse. IRL, i would turn around and see it there, staring at me with its 2d to sorta 3d face. I ended up not sleeping for a whole night due to it haunting me. Things didn`t get any better as my friend barraged me with more haunting reminders of the avatar... to this day, I still have no clue as to how her avatar follows me when AFK. please help me.
Ned o ' Fish
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I'm no artist, but luckily, I've written enough papers to know how to write well. Here's one sure to spark some interest. My name is Ned o' Fish, Captain of the Wave Avenger. I'm not sure you could call me a captain really, as she's really just a cheap Light Sloop that was all I could afford, Well, on to the point. I was doing a small bit of plundering for some supplies needed for a set of daggers. I must have gotten sidetracked, as when I looked down to my cargo hold, she was about to burst due to the amount of cargo stored. This caused me to remind myself that there would be Bounty Hunters on my tail soon, and that I should buy a new ship... Due to this, I began to head to port at Tortuga. As I began sailing in that direction, I could hear what could only be described as the sounds of a Light Sloop's worst nightmare. Bounty Hunters! Multiple of them! I began to rush to the ports, But they were gaining quickly, and I couldn't outrun them. So I braced myself, armed a cannon, and I'm ready for the worst. The bounty hunters are here! I began to fire, as the Bounty hunte -Hold on, they're after someone else?- The Bounty Hunters then ripped straight down the middle of Tortuga. The damage to the dock must have been significant. I decided it's for the best I dock at Port Royal instead, and buy myself a better ship.
(Wow, that was cutting it a bit close with the word count. I've checked it, and along with this sentence, it remains under the word count of 300.)
(Wow, that was cutting it a bit close with the word count. I've checked it, and along with this sentence, it remains under the word count of 300.)
Jack Treasurecastle
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Scurvy Dog
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Well you see I was just a level 1 and I had the most amazing glitch of all, so when I was on the boat with me captain in the tutorial Jolly rodger came and when he started to choke the captain. I fell STRAIGHT down off the boat... and When I went to go swim on the island I swam in it. I died laughing because I was saying "I think my pirate is a little scared and had to take a pee in the water". I kept saying that over and over.
Octofishy
Dockworker
Technology be not me specialty, so scannin' th' image t' me computer were bein' more o' a hassle than I expected. I have three different ways I scanned. One be straight up th' drawin', th' other be more defined but grey-scale and th' last be an attempt at black and white.
I hope this isn't a violation o' any rule, t' turn in three images since it be th' same original drawin'.
Thank ye fer yer time an' consideration.
~Octofishy McGee
I hope this isn't a violation o' any rule, t' turn in three images since it be th' same original drawin'.
Thank ye fer yer time an' consideration.
~Octofishy McGee
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