In 1776 a bunch of pirate bois came up on a new island, but it was filled with natives. The pirates bois said "hey this is our land now" and the natives were like "no". So the natives threw pineapples at the pirate bois and dabbed on them. "wow we just got dabbed on" the pirate bois said. Then Pirate Kyle, a famous Pirate named Kyle, came up an stole all the pineapples and took the island for himself. The natives gave in. "well, he took our pineapples," the natives said, "we're useless now." And the Pirate Kyle got his island. more to come.