Pirates of Christmas

[Captain Jack Truesilver]

When "legit" takes the form of a picture.

 

[Cutler Beckett]

Is there somewhere I can find this man? I wish to send him to the gallows, and make sure that he does not come back.

 

[Jack Treasurehunter]

This is beautiful.

 

[Captain Jack Truesilver]

Is there somewhere I can find this man? I wish to send him to the gallows, and make sure that he does not come back.

Yeah the North Pole. Happy hunting.

 

[LilBitOWhimsy]

Love the pic, Capt Jack! Thank you for sharing.

 

[Irene]

haha lovely one! thanks for sharing

 

[Cutler Beckett]

Yeah the North Pole. Happy hunting.

How does this man feed himself and his crew? A man cannot live on Bread, Rum, and salted meat alone. Where would he even re-supply?

 

[Captain Jack Truesilver]

How does this man feed himself and his crew? A man cannot live on Bread, Rum, and salted meat alone. Where would he even re-supply?

Do you believe in...Christmas miracles? Or magic, perhaps?

 

[Cutler Beckett]

Do you believe in...Christmas miracles? Or magic, perhaps?

Knowing this World, Jack's Compass, and the Flying Dutchman? Yes. However, I do not believe in Christmas Miracles.

 

[Captain Jack Truesilver]

Knowing this World, Jack's Compass, and the Flying Dutchman? Yes. However, I do not believe in Christmas Miracles.

 

[Cutler Beckett]

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I'll do as I please, thank you. I need not accept the advice of a Pirate.

 

[Captain Jack Truesilver]

I'll do as I please, thank you. I need not accept the advice of a Pirate.

For your information, Willy Wonka is not a pirate.

 

[Cutler Beckett]

For your information, Willy Wonka is not a pirate.

He is inclined to defend you, and did I not order that, "
By decree, all persons
found guilty of piracy,


or aiding a person convicted of piracy,


or associating with a person
convicted of piracy...


...shall be sentenced to
hang by the neck until dead."
Be alert and perceptive of your corners, Mr. Truesilver.

 

[Captain Jack Truesilver]

He is inclined to defend you, and did I not order that, "
By decree, all persons
found guilty of piracy,


or aiding a person convicted of piracy,


or associating with a person
convicted of piracy...


...shall be sentenced to
hang by the neck until dead."
Be alert and perceptive of your corners, Mr. Truesilver.

Captain Truesilver, if you please, sir.

 

[Cutler Beckett]

Captain Truesilver, if you please, sir.

Of what Ship? Are you "in the market"?

 

[Captain Jack Truesilver]

Of what Ship? Are you "in the market"?

The Midnight Revenge. She's a magnificent Spanish war galleon with a blackish-blue hull and black sails. Custom modifications, of course.

 

[Cutler Beckett]

The Midnight Revenge. She's a magnificent Spanish war galleon with a blackish-blue hull and black sails. Custom modifications, of course.

Have you ever heard of Privateers?

 

[Cutler Beckett]

The Midnight Revenge. She's a magnificent Spanish war galleon with a blackish-blue hull and black sails. Custom modifications, of course.

My point being that you're a threat to various organizations, be it a small one. This allows me to authorize Privateering against you, encourage mutinees, and send out Bounty Hunters.

 

[Cutler Beckett]

The Midnight Revenge. She's a magnificent Spanish war galleon with a blackish-blue hull and black sails. Custom modifications, of course.

All of this can be stopped, but we must first sit down as Gentlemen, not enemies or rivals.

 

[Captain Jack Truesilver]

My point being that you're a threat to various organizations, be it a small one. This allows me to authorize Privateering against you, encourage mutinees, and send out Bounty Hunters.

The sheer fact that I am a threat to your massive organizations at all is a sign of your weakness.

All of this can be stopped, but we must first sit down as Gentlemen, not enemies or rivals.

In order for that to occur, you'd have to first acknowledge the faults in your own operations.