Silly/Funny/Odd Quotes

Richard Cannonwalker

Richard Cannonwalker

Notorious Pirate
Have you ever heard or seen a silly/funny/odd quote somewhere, and think: "I gotta tell so and so about this." Well, here's your chance! Post your silly/funny/odd quotes here.

"I only know two tunes: one of them is 'Yankee Doodle,' and the other isn't." ~Ulysses S. Grant, Union General of the Civil War.
 
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
- Mark Twain, a Biography




...great books are weighed and measured by their style and matter and not by the trimmings and shadings of their grammer.
- Mark Twain, a Biography


I like Mark Twain :)
 
"Hope is a good thin, maybe even the best thing, and no good thing ever dies" -Stephen King

"Faith is taking the first step even when you dont see the whole staircase" -Martin Luther King Jr

"In the end everyone becomes who they say they'd never be" -Drake
 
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