One day I logged on to pirates and found I was not able to do anything. All my pirates were level 0 I could not travel, I was booted every time I tried to do anything. So I took advantage of the situation, I got on my pirate Old Mama and took care of that pest Funnyguy. Funnyguy has made Old Mama mad on many occasions, he runs around thinking he is all that and a bag of chips. But yesterday Old Mama got him right where she wanted him, he was a Level 0 just like her they where on even footing. So she took out her broad sword and taught him a lesson. Take that you "Young whipper snapper" she screamed as she sliced him in two.