The Bad Joke Thread

[King Arrguy]

Hi. For this thread its your job to say a completely terrible joke. All jokes are allowed. Here are the rules

*All jokes must be appropriate.
*If your joke isn't understood by at least five people, you lose a turn.
*Think of the worst joke you can think of.
*Don't copy others; Check other pages on the thread before you post.
*Corny jokes are accepted.
*You can't go twice in a row.
*Your allowed to copy images and quotes from sites.
*After someone posts something you have to say the recent posters name and then the joke.


Game Thread Approved by: Captain Redhorn
A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

 

[Crazy Jonah]

Whats a caterpillar afraid of? A dogapiller.

 

[Edward Mctimbers]

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A walk.

 

[Cheysa Finn]

What is a doctor's favorite month? Doctober.

 

[Captain Sharktooth]

What is green and has wheels?
Grass
I lied about the wheels

 

[Shamus The Brute]

What is SCARY MARY's favorite word?

- "Parley" (because it sounds too much like 'party')

 

[King Arrguy]

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

 

[Bart Blueginty]

King Arrguy

What 4 letters scare a ghost?

O I C U

 

[King Arrguy]

Bart, what did the rich rat ask the pig with tater tots?
A penny for your tots?

 

[joan heart fury]

yo arr guy, say icup but spell it in letters - chuckles -

 

[King Arrguy]

Joan. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.

 

[joan heart fury]

arr guy what does a person who follows you around in the bathroom say? i c u p! get it? it spells i see you pee

 

[Shamus The Brute]

A clown , a pirate , a nun epe: , and a Disney executive each entered a pub together on New Year's eve.
The four ordered their drinks and sat down together at a round, circular table.
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The exact moment the clock struck midnight...​

...the clown pinched his nose (which made a loud 'toot')
...the pirate jolted to his feet ('spilling' his RUM)...
...the nun cursed like a sailor (at her 'spoiled' glass of milk )...
...and the Disney executive slipped away effortlessly with the bartender's (busted up) register!

 

[Hector wargull]

A clown , a pirate , a nun epe: , and a Disney executive each entered a pub together on New Year's eve.
The four ordered their drinks and sat down together at a round, circular table.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The exact moment the clock struck midnight...​

...the clown pinched his nose (which made a loud 'toot')
...the pirate jolted to his feet ('spilling' his RUM)...
...the nun cursed like a sailor (at her 'spoiled' glass of milk )...
...and the Disney executive slipped away effortlessly with the bartender's (busted up) register!

Lol

 

[Davy Darkrage]

A guy walks into a bar, and half his head is an orange.

Bartender: What can I get y -- whoa, half your head is an orange!! How did that happen?!

Guy: Magic Lamp, rubbed it, three wishes etc etc.

Bartender: What in the world were your three wishes? Half your head is an orange!

Guy: First, I wished for every woman in the world to love me.

Bartender: Alright, what was your second wish?

Guy: Second, I wished that I was a billionaire.

Bartender: Then what in the world was your third wish, if half your head is a freaking orange?

Guy: It was a silly wish. I don't wanna say.

Bartender: Go on tell me, I'll give you a drink.

Guy: Okay, well, for my third wish, I wished that half my head was an orange.

 

[Dreamcatcher]

I started a band called 999 Megabytes — but we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

 

[King Arrguy]

Heh. I guess this is still going on

I started a band called 999 Megabytes — but we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

 

[Tony TPang]

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks

 

[King Arrguy]

Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!

 

[Dreamcatcher]

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.