The Bad Joke Thread

[Roger_ Gunshot]

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable.

 

[Mood Rock]

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable.

You're paper joke was so tearable that the forums had to buy scissors to cut this thread short for a month.
On the other hand, my jokes rock.

 

[Bart Blueginty]

Will British Christmas dinners be better after Brexit?
Yes, cause there'll be no more Brussels (sprouts)

 

[Hector wargull]

I stand corrected, said the man with orthopedic shoes.

 

[Marc Swordbreaker]

My life

 

[El Matador del Mar]

A pirate king is going to marry a pirate queen on his ship. The ship sunk and the pirate and the queen survived. The queen was crying, now she couldn't marry the pirate king. The king said: 'At least one ship is saved.' The pirate queen responsed: 'Really, which one?'. The pirate king answered: 'Our relationSHIP'

 

[El Matador del Mar]

You're paper joke was so tearable that the forums had to buy scissors to cut this thread short for a month.
On the other hand, my jokes rock.

Ah rock, you mean: My jokes (Mood) rock!

Hehe

 

[Simon Daggerhawk]

This is a good one.

 

[Stormtimbers]

This is a good one.

Oof.

 

[Captain John Slate]

An Irishman walks out of a bar

 

[Lilith (Abaddon)]

A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?" and the Nacho say to the Taco, “It’s nacho problem!”

 

[POTCOSlenderMan]

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side.

 

[Jack Firesteel]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"

 

[Captain Cat]

(This is a such an awesome thread and I hope no one minds if I revive it!)

My ceiling isn’t the best… But it’s up there!

 

[Kat Five Knives]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Click for answer -->Because 7 8 9 .

 

[AngelHeartshot]

How does an angel answer the phone?
...
"Halo!"

 

[Rachel Rubyfox]

How does a bear use a keyboard? We bearly know!

 

[Bentheboss26]

My uncle with a stutter was recently sent to prison

Hes never going to finish his sentence.

 

[RomanSpartan]

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

 

[outbreaker.zer0]

An atom walks into a bar and tells the bartender he lost an electron. "Are you sure?" inquires the bartender. The atom answers "I'm positive".