The Bad Joke Thread

[Marc Swordbreaker]

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

His "pee" is silent.

 

[Jessie Seacastle]

Why did the pirate skelly not cross the road?

.....................because he had no guts!!

 

[Sky Kiwi]

Why did the girl fall off the swings?

... She had no arms.

 

[MMDR]

Worst joke ever:

My life

 

[Sky Kiwi]

Worst joke ever:

My life

What? No, you can't do that. I had that. Then I realized that it was a good joke calling my life a bad joke and therefore doesn't apply here, so I edited it. You can't do that! GADFGSDHFSDFG

 

[Rapidfire Sebu]

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

 

[Rouhan]

I would tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction!​

 

[William Goldhawk]

How do you plan a party in space?


You have to... PLANET! Eh, ehhhhhh? Get it?

 

[Crashalot]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Under!
Under who?
Not under who, underwear!

 

[Fortune Burnrose]

Why are sailors in TLOPO good at calculus?
Cause they know a lot about INFINITY.

(get it cuz infinite loading screens)

 

[Punkin Pie]

Chuck Norris is so OP, he defeated Jolly Roger

Spoiler: Zinger

FROM THE RUM CELLAR!!

 

[Luna Storm]

Why did the headless horseman go into business?

He wanted to get ahead in life! Boom Boom!!

 

[Phelle]

1st Person: Whats red and hangs from the ceiling?
2nd Person: I don't know
1st Person: Red Ceiling Hangers

1st Person: Whats Green and hangs from the ceiling?
2nd Person: Green Ceiling Hangers?
1st Person: Nope they only come in red!

Bu dump bump!!!

 

[Stormtimbers]

why did the boy not do his homework

because he was stupid

 

[ArabellaDrummond]

What's Forrest Gump's email password?

1forrest1

 

[Hector wargull]

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.

 

[Jack Firesteel]

What do you call a pirate that hasn't a single coin, nor a ship, and has one arm?

Larry

 

[Fortune Burnrose]

What do you call a pirate that hasn't a single coin, nor a ship, and has one arm?

Larry

Clash of Clans... not quit a pirate

 

[Rachel Rubyfox]

What time did the man go to the dentist? .............Tooth hurt-y.

 

[CaptainGreg]

Q: What do a rock and a ball have in common?
A: They both like rock and roll!