Captian Fear
Pirate Master

1. Know thy enemy-If the cur is able to use voodoo or daggers then you might want to run a little longer.
2. Protect the enviroment so it will protect you- If you are in a jungle or desert island run around in wavy lines. Zig when then expect you to zag. If you are in a cave, stay close to the edge and turn a lot of corners.
3. Turn to the nearest exit- ALWAYS know the way out of any area.
4. Running and Screaming- Scream "HELP" while running to draw the attetion of any nearby pirates. Using auto-run (r) is helpful.
5. Drink and drive- While running also use whatever potions you have to keep you on your feet.
6. The one-liner (optinal)- When running say something cacthy like "Ha! Better luck next time!" Or "Nice hat there Smasho!" It will make you look more herioc while you are wetting your pants.
This guide is really made for pirates that are just starting out in the world. I could of use this back then. And dont let the title fool you, running away is perfectly okay...
Just don't let anyone know you did it.