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Lord Drake

Notorious Pirate
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Some times when I do something awesome in life I give myself imaginary points, like yesterday when I opened the freezer and my container of vitamins fell because I had placed it partially on the top of the fridge and partially on the top of the door, and I caught it before it hit the floor, and thought, "wow I must be part ninja, to have reflexes like that!" Then when I've accumulated enough imaginary points I can trade them in for giant space cookies or magical pink ponies. I have three magical pink ponies now and they get glitter and rainbows all over the furniture. It's hard to clean that mess up ya know!? AND you can't even taste the rainbow! I mean it's just not right to be licking the couch to get the rainbows off, and don't get me started on the glitter... It looks like two pixies had a UFC match. I don't know who won, but the loser flew off alone and the winner went towards Guilder. But I just can't decide what to do with a giant space cookie, but if I see one that isn't mine I'm going to destroy it with my nuclear milk missile, because I don't care how cool it is, it's got to at the very least interrupt the satellites orbiting Earth, and if that happens my GPS won't work. If my GPS don't work I won't know where I'm going, and be stuck at home and become a hermit, maybe the turtle hermit, that would be cool cuz then I could do Kamehameha waves. Kaaa...meeee...haaaa...meee...HAAAAA!!

~Etar1pAI
 
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