The story of Bart Gunshot

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  1. Bart Gunshot

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    ~ this story is 100% not true ~
    Chapter 1
    Bart Gunshot had always dreamed of being a pirate but whenever he told anyone about his idea they would say "off with you!" or "i'd arest ye" or even "GO TO YOUR ROOM THIS INSTANT!" well... thats what his mother would say but the only one that approved of this were barts dad and his brother will. His brother would say "That would be so awes0me.." and his father would mumble "when i was a kid... i wanted to be one to."
    But bart knew that someday this dream would come true.

    Chapter 2
    "Hey! boy watch were your stepin'!"
    "Sorrry" said bart. " i just dont know were my family went"
    "Well were ye be goin'?" the man said.
    "well... my father did say somthing about the new world"
    "Son these ships be going both to the new world, that one to new england and that one to the Caribbeans."
    "well if there both going to the new world its the same place so ill take that one!"
    So bart chose the ship for the caribbean leaving his family and soon to take on piracy and meet some of the most well known and some of the very little known and lots of the pig herders that have never been known to anyone but the pigs.. well some of the pigs.
     
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  2. Miss Anne Bridgebreaker

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    Cool story ;) I like how u said "This story is 100% not true"
     
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  3. Amelia Darkskull

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    When i told my mom i wanted to be a pirate she told me to go outside more
     
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  4. Bart Gunshot

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    thats funny my mom said this "..." lol

    lol yea when i make the rest of the story you will see why i put that
     
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  5. Miss Anne Bridgebreaker

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    Is there going to be a bird that looks like King Kong & sings Livin' On A Prayer? :confused:
     
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  6. Bart Gunshot

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    no but that would be funny (im still thinking of the next part -_-)
     
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  7. Francis Gunshot

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    very good mate!!!!!!! :D
     
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  8. Rose Sunslipper

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    HEY HE'S YOUR TWIN

    edit- i mean brother
     
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  9. Bart Gunshot

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    Omg! mommy always said never get a mohawlk! xD (i think thats how you spell it)
     
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  10. Rose Sunslipper

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    rofl :D always listen to mommy :p (moms know best)
     
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  11. Francis Gunshot

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    Sorry u can tell mommy I rebelled lol So how is mommy?
     
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  12. Francis Gunshot

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    YES HE IS HE IS MY LOST BROTHER AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! OR I MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE LOST ONE :D

    edit.. sorry caps
     
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  13. Rose Sunslipper

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    rofl :D I guess we'll never know
     
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  14. Bart Gunshot

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    ur the lost one... lol
    mommy dont like you now lol shes very old :p oh wait she beat up a lion yesterday xD
     
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  15. Francis Gunshot

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    Ugh Mommy always did like killing lions wonder when she will get over it?
     
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  16. Bart Gunshot

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    shes going to africa soon... that cant be good lol
     
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  17. Francis Gunshot

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    Oh dear well I think lions are going to be extinct now.
     
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  18. JadeOHayes

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    :lol1: The Gunshot brothers, their mommy and conquering the Lions would make a good idea for a story! That was hilarious! I already feel sorry for those lions ... How about "The Gunshots and The Lions" as a title?
     
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  19. Francis Gunshot

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    No the title could be. "Mammy Gunshot and the lions." :D
     
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