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Late to bed and early to rise
Makes a man unhappy and gives him baggy eyes.

But with a little bit of wine
Everyone will feel just fine
 
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(sniff) Mmmm that's like... is that bacon? Hey guys, I smell...
(sniffs) Do you smell bacon? Bacon, anyone?!
(sniffs again) Oh, that's bacon! Bacon! Whos got the bacon?! WHERE'S THE BACON?!
 
The person below me drowns kittens.
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Besides, I'm not a person. I'm a rock.
Kitten drowning averted.
 
We are here to drink your beer
and steal your rum at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
Cause we are here to drink your beer
DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK
 
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