Captain Cat
Honorable Pirate
- Author's Note: This is not intended to be a criticism of the game, or TLOPO's hard-working dev team in any way. I wrote this "parody" of sorts for the sake of silliness, and to release some frustration which I had at the RNG gods late one night.
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- Link to the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' Instrumentals -
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On the first day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, not one single legendary.
On the second day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the third day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the fourth day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, four playing cards, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the fifth day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, five haunted bones! Four playing cards, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the sixth day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, six players crashing, five haunted bones! Four playing cards, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the seventh day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, seven swords a-swinging, six players crashing, five haunted bones! Four playing cards, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the eighth day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, eight ships a-sailing, seven swords a-swinging, six players crashing, five haunted bones! Four playing cards, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the ninth day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, nine seadogs dancing, eight ships a-sailing, seven swords a-swinging, six players crashing, five haunted bones! Four playing cards, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the tenth day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, ten quest objectives, nine seadogs dancing, eight ships a-sailing, seven swords a-swinging, six players crashing, five haunted bones! Four playing cards, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the eleventh day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, eleven jumpers jumping, ten quest objectives, nine seadogs dancing, eight ships a-sailing, seven swords a-swinging, six players crashing, five haunted bones! Four playing cards, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the twelfth day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, twelve skulls a-dropping, eleven jumpers jumping, ten quest objectives, nine seadogs dancing, eight ships a-sailing, seven swords a-swinging, six players crashing, five haunted bones! Four playing cards, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the second day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the third day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the fourth day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, four playing cards, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the fifth day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, five haunted bones! Four playing cards, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the sixth day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, six players crashing, five haunted bones! Four playing cards, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the seventh day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, seven swords a-swinging, six players crashing, five haunted bones! Four playing cards, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the eighth day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, eight ships a-sailing, seven swords a-swinging, six players crashing, five haunted bones! Four playing cards, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the ninth day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, nine seadogs dancing, eight ships a-sailing, seven swords a-swinging, six players crashing, five haunted bones! Four playing cards, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the tenth day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, ten quest objectives, nine seadogs dancing, eight ships a-sailing, seven swords a-swinging, six players crashing, five haunted bones! Four playing cards, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the eleventh day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, eleven jumpers jumping, ten quest objectives, nine seadogs dancing, eight ships a-sailing, seven swords a-swinging, six players crashing, five haunted bones! Four playing cards, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
On the twelfth day of Christmas the Watcher gave to me, twelve skulls a-dropping, eleven jumpers jumping, ten quest objectives, nine seadogs dancing, eight ships a-sailing, seven swords a-swinging, six players crashing, five haunted bones! Four playing cards, three bright hats, two voodoo dolls, and not one single legendary.
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Wishing You a "Legendary" Holiday!
From Captain Cat
Wishing You a "Legendary" Holiday!
From Captain Cat
