Spiders... Horrible little things....
Well I was camping in the Rockies, near a river. I was sitting in the tent, staring at my fourwheeler as if it was some kinda freakish thing from space. (idk, i do that alot...) When, all of a sudden, a HUGE spider, was about as big as the rim on my Recon, just dropped from the top of the tent RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE. I screamed so loud, the spider jumped and fell on the ground out of fear. I ran to my Recon and just drove the heck out of there. Only to encounter another huge freakish alien spider thing SWIMMING IN THE RIVER I WAS DRIVING THROUGH. I jumped off of the Recon, left it running, and ran to a rock. I watched my fourwheeler slowly float down the river, tip over, and sink. All because of a couple spiders...... My parents were mad.... Obviously O_O
Another thing was when I was at the zoo; I was looking at the snake/lizard/spider section when I came across the Gaboon Viper. As I was watching it eat it's food, I realized what it was eating. A TARANTULA. I swear, the thing must have been at least as big as a large laptop screen. I screamed, and ran STRAIGHT INTO the TARANTULA HABITAT. Everyone just looked at me like I was barking mad. I broke the glass and let out an armada of tarantulas and their babies. I passed out, falling straight onto a bunch of spiders.
I never went back to another zoo. Ever.