View results: * What "practical joke" would U do against a pirate that was asleep & happened to have a PEG LEG?

Place said pirate's hand in a water basin (so nickname 'yellow stain' could be later given)
Votes: 2 13.3%
Shave said pirate's eyebrows from the blade of a dagger you stole from a dead man from Tortuga
Votes: 5 33.3%
Open a can of terminites & allow the bugs to eat through the wood of said pirate's prosthetic limb
Votes: 3 20.0%
Fastened with glue a BLACK marble to the end of said pirate's toothpick, leg
Votes: 2 13.3%
Lubricate end of said pirate's tree trunk, leg with a huge amount of Vasoline & watch the man slip!
Votes: 2 13.3%
Other
Votes: 7 46.7%