What's Your Excuse?

[ArabellaDrummond]

Can't, i'm homeless and poor.
You have to give free massages.

 

[Samuel Edgeeaston]

Can't, my arms got ripped off by the tornado a while ago.
You gotta get me some money for my arms!

 

[Jack IronFury]

I can't, I'm too busy making a sculpture of my face using rainbows.

You have to go to Raven's Cove.

 

[Stormtimbers]

I can't because it's scary

You have to sing me a song!
NAO

 

[Pirate Queen Marubella]

I can't because I don't have a mouth.

You need to study!

 

[ArabellaDrummond]

I can't because I don't have a mouth.

You need to study!

Can't.....the dog ate my homework.

You have to reprint me another 4000 pages of my homework so i can finish it

 

[Angel Firefury]

Can't , my printer just ran out of ink!
you will have to hand in a 100 page essay on the countries economy.

 

[James O'martin]

I can't I don't know anything about the economy. You have to dance to He's a Pirate.

 

[Captain Jack Truesilver]

Well, you see...I can't...because...I'm a vegetarian.

You need to make some friends.

 

[Stormtimbers]

I can't because people trigger me

You need to eat a carrot

 

[Captain Jack Truesilver]

I can't because people trigger me

You need to eat a carrot

I can't. It would do me no good. I can't see to begin with because I'm deaf.

You need to take a shower, though.

 

[Pirate Queen Marubella]

I can't because it's offensive to shower in my country.

You must take a bath.

 

[Jack IronFury]

I can't, because I'm infected with SCP-1128.

You have to be sad.

 

[Jack IronFury]

I can't because I don't have enough muscle strength to frown.

You must reply. >:[)

 

[Jack IronFury]

I'm hoping this counts as 3 days since my previous post on this thread. In any case, it's time to revive it (hopefully).

Spoiler: Excuse

I can't reply because my head hurts from the paradox I created.

You must be an illuminati potato.

 

[Stormtimbers]

I can't because that is discrimination towards carrots

You need to watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy every day for the rest of your life

 

[Stormtimbers]

I can't because no one is replying to this thread and it's making me sad

Reply to this thread

 

[Redness]

I can't cause I forgot to research a playtime!

Make me waffles!

 

[Calico]

cant make waffles any more cause the waffle maker blew a fuse in the flux capacitor making the thingy mc giggy short circuit the the whatchamacallit in the thingy mc doo dad compartment...so go get a thinga ma bob ...to fix the hicky mc gigger...

 

[Manticeo]

i can't because i have no parts you have to get some parts