What's Your Excuse?

[MarkPlankwalker]

No I'm not santy claus

Please make school be over.

 

[PrivateRiley]

No! You're cursed to learn for the rest of your life!!! Enjoy school.
Can somebody feed me, please?

 

[StarfireRose77]

Sorry I ate all the food....
Can someone fold my laundry and put it away!!!

 

[Wehttamwulf]

No, the crew is too busy fighting over possession of pieces of it. Can't someone not give me no piece of advice that I don't want?

 

[StarfireRose77]

Have to give you advice...I am a grandma lol
Will someone play basketball with my grandson???

 

[Pirate Belle]

I can't I broke my energy.

Someone pass me the remote.

 

[navy3001]

i can't i ate it thinking it was a candy bar!

fast! someone give me some water before i die of thrust!

 

[Peter Goldbeard]

Silly! That would help you if you were dying from thirst, not thrust! No water for you!

Somebody bring the game back up

 

[Divine]

I can't, I'm more excited for dev stream.

Someone buy me an iphone 100

 

[navy3001]

can't i have no money

someone fast!!! give me some food before i die of hunger!

 

[Jacksharkben]

I ate it :]


Someone click start so the servers start back up.

 

[StarfireRose77]

I clicked start but it wasn't plugged in
Someone make me some popcorn!!!!!

 

[Jack Firesteel]

Can't, I was banned from the kitchen after setting Pop-Tarts on fire.

Hide the rum!

 

[Manticeo]

I Can't Cuz I Drank it All!

You Have To Clean My Monkey.

 

[Darkslinger]

Can't, I was banned from the kitchen after setting Pop-Tarts on fire.

Hide the rum!

Erm.. Your monkey was involved in an accident as a result of your drunkenness.

Someone bury this monkey.

 

[Bess Shoregrim]

Can't, he stole some aztec gold and is now a cursed monkey and he ran off.

Can someone milk my goat?

 

[Divine]

No, I'm allergic to goats.

Can someone speak to me in russian?

 

[Davy McShot]

I could, but I have no interest in using this as a form of communication.
also --

You going to watch the dev stream tomorrow?

 

[Wehttamwulf]

No, I hate spoilers.

Can someone else watch it and not tell me what may or may not happen in the near or not near future?

 

[StarfireRose77]

Sorry, couldn't watch it...had company over
Anyone want to play basketball I just bought a new goal. lol