What's Your Excuse?

[StarfireRose77]

Sorry need my iron but I can give you popcorn lol Can anyone help me get to Sesame Street!!!!

 

[Divine]

My GPS doesn't work, but can you tell me how to turn it on?

 

[Wehttamwulf]

Yes, I could but you did not say please. Could someone tell me why the manned cannons can fire three shots in a row but not the broadsides (please)?

 

[Tiame]

No, you said "manned" cannons? "broad"sides? in the same sentence. There are 12 anagrams for Wehttamwulf... can you list them in thirty...um...ten seconds?

 

[Marc Swordbreaker]

I can’t because your request is unreasonable.

Why don’t you make like a tree and get out?

 

[navy3001]

because im not a tree im a rock

why not take a walk on the sun?

 

[Hector wargull]

Because my sweet robe would catch on fire,

Why not go steal the Declaration of Independence?

 

[ArabellaDrummond]

Why not go steal the Declaration of Independence?

Why not buy me a large mushroom/olive pizza and a large root beer?

 

[Simon Daggerhawk]

I can't because I'm living on the street as a hobo.

Why don't you pay for my ship upgrades? I'm very pooor.

 

[Sans365]

Because I'm too lazy to pay for others needs.

I want a pumpkin head on my head for Halloween in TLOPO.

 

[Marc Swordbreaker]

I can't comply because pumpkins are the fruit of Satan and this is a devout christian forum.

I request a denial to my request.

 

[Tiame]

Can someone send the Hoff(i prefer the Rock btw lol) to rescue my pirate avatar whose about to be shark bait...?

 

[Hector wargull]

No, because I am to busy reading Le Morte d'Arthur.

Why not play dwarf fortress?

 

[Simon Daggerhawk]

I can't because I don't own the game

Go kiss ur mum or something .

 

[Punkin Pie]

No can do I haven't seen her in years.

Make Halloween get here faster for the Tlopo update, ayy?

 

[Luna Storm]

Can't. Halloween is a set date in the calendar.

Why don't you dress up as a transformer?

 

[Sans365]

I can't, I already have a costume.

I want someone else to take my midterms for me next week, but must ace them.

 

[Tiame]

no been there done that, can someone tell me why I collect chopped fingers with the rings instead of asking nicely for the rings to be removed first? yuck.

 

[Hector wargull]

Because you are a sick freak?

Why not read the entire Le Morte d'Arthur?

 

[Jack Firesteel]

I can't, I'm too busy reading Call of Cthulhu.
Quick, turn me into a wolf!