skolotun
Honorable Pirate
1. Scream and yell and get all of your rage out somewhere other than these forums.
2. Understand that this game is still in development, hence the playtime feature being implemented in the first place.
3. Realize that sacrifice needs to be made in order to improve the game and fix the issues.
4. Look deeply into yourself and see that the update is usually no more than 30 minutes long, while your playtime is three hours long.
5. Appreciate the times that you do have to play the game, and enjoy them while you can.
6. Check back into the launcher frequently, but don't stress about it. Eat some cookies, watch TV, play a different game while you're waiting. Stressing out is only going to make the wait seem longer.
7. Find every opportunity to get a beta key. I was a lucky fart who dug one up after digging for many playtimes.
Follow all of these steps in order to achieve best results.
2. Understand that this game is still in development, hence the playtime feature being implemented in the first place.
3. Realize that sacrifice needs to be made in order to improve the game and fix the issues.
4. Look deeply into yourself and see that the update is usually no more than 30 minutes long, while your playtime is three hours long.
5. Appreciate the times that you do have to play the game, and enjoy them while you can.
6. Check back into the launcher frequently, but don't stress about it. Eat some cookies, watch TV, play a different game while you're waiting. Stressing out is only going to make the wait seem longer.
7. Find every opportunity to get a beta key. I was a lucky fart who dug one up after digging for many playtimes.
Follow all of these steps in order to achieve best results.
