What's Your Excuse?

[Art Deco]

I can't because I only take commands from turkeys.

You have to get me a box of chicken nuggets!

 

[Nightingale]

I can't because all the chickens were run over while crossing the road.

You have to write an essay!

 

[Jason O'Connell]

Can't because my arm went numb.

You have to teach me how to write with my other hand.

 

[Stormtimbers]

I can't because I don't know how to write

Tell me the meaning of life

 

[Nightingale]

I can't because I'm not alive.

You have to resurrect me.

 

[TianahAnneTeach]

I can't because I'm Batman.

You have to vacuum the cat.

 

[Nightingale]

I can't because surely the cat will get angry and scratch me.

You have to go skydiving.

 

[ANZ]

I can't because I get scared

You have to paint my wall

 

[Art Deco]

I can't because I don't believe in paint.

You have to find me the perfect Netflix series!

 

[Nightingale]

I can't because I'm too busy watching iZombie on Netflix.

You have to buy out a whole vending machine.

 

[Jack Hexskull]

I can't because I'm too busy watching iZombie on Netflix.

You have to buy out a whole vending machine.

I can't because the vending machine won't take $20 dollar bills.

go water the roof

 

[Divine]

go water the roof

I cant because I don't have a roof. (you would understand #gr?)

Go and talk to that girl

 

[Calico]

I can't, I'm too busy looking for my dog. I spilled spot remover on him and now I can't find him!
Help me find my dog.

 

[Stormtimbers]

I can't because I need to find my fish

Fish up my fish

 

[Katrina Firehawk]

I can't Calico's invisible dog ate it.

Find me a legendary.

 

[Vlaceon]

I can't because another settlement needs my help.

You have to buy a new house.

 

[Divine]

I can't, I prefer to live in holes.

Recommend me a computer

 

[Rouhan]

I can't because the Computer Gods don't like me

*Help Rouhan gain the trust of the Computer Gods
Reward: 100xp

 

[Rox Windersmith]

I can't I'm not a prophet
Make North and South Dakota One Dakota

 

[Stormtimbers]

I can't because I have to unite Vulcan and Romulus first.

Can you unite Vulcan and Romulus for me?