Oh, blast me matey! Cannot get into game today, despite following instructions from TLOPO.
Seems some dastardly scoundrel has scuttled me vessel and thrown me upon the rocks! What to do? PLEASE, THROW ME A LIFELINE QUICK!
Well, shiver me timbers, and a Happy All Hallows Eve to ye, me matey! And what be all this frippery about an anniversary? Aye, I be green to this new territory, but an old salt like meself generally gets to knowin' all the ropes, as they say. So, enlighten me, oh wise one!