Ahoy there, mateys! Welcome back! Another month, another Peddler spotlight. But this time we’re comin’ to ye a little early! Ye see, I got a warnin’ for ya. Unlike me other associates across the island, me station here on Cuba gives me access to all sorts o’ rumors about magic and the dark arts. Why, I heard from Tia Dalma herself that thar be some kinda dreadful curse comin’... TOMORROW! Now, don’t get too worried, mates! This ain’t some fiendish plot by Jolly Roger, oh no! One o’ the novice gypsies in Tia’s network messed up a healin’ spell. He shall not be named, but the poor bloke accidentally added some rat hairs o’ all things to his potion. The side effect o’ this? Hair growth on yer upper lip… on everyone’supper lip. Tia’s been tryin’ to keep the spell at bay, but it be too strong and will likely break out across the Caribbean tomorrow. Now, this be a terrible calamity! But we ain’t be Peddlers if we’re not helpin’ out in a bad situation! Startin’ April 1st, we’ll be sellin’ a special April Fool’s Day outfit. But be warned! Supplies be very limited. We sewed this outfit ourselves at last minute, knowin’ ye’ll need somethin’ bright and attention-catchin’! Because o’ this, we could only make a very limited number o’ outfits! We expect our supply to run out at 12:00 PM EDT on April 2nd. Now, onto yer regularly scheduled Peddler spotlight! So, what stuff do we have for ye this month? First off, an all-new outfit: The Helmsman! This be quite a fancy one, mates! We totally didn’t steal it from a passin’ merchant ship, mates. No way! Brown, gold, and black threads tie this piece together. We hope ye’ll enjoy! And for our second outfit, we have the ever popular China Seas Warrior! We’ve gotten many a request from our customers to bring back this here set, and we’re happy to oblige! Eh? What’s that? Ye want a sneak peek at next month’s outfits? Very well. Here be yer hint! Soon, this May, ye’ll meet some captains red and black. One brand new, one welcomed back. That be all for this month, mates! See ye again soon..