CHUCK NORRIS JOKES :)

[Gerard Rigpratt]

Place your chuck norris jokes here
Chuck norris was an only child... eventually

 

[General Warhawk]

Here's a spot to post jokes bout Chuck Norris

 

[John Yellowrat]

Chuck Norris died 5 years ago... death hasnt had the courage to tell him yetChuck Norris has a black belt in Checkers

 

[Gerard Rigpratt]

We don't know if Chuck norris enjoys a good fight... hes never had one
Mr. T pitties the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fools head off

 

[John Yellowrat]

LolChuck Norris got a check mate in one move

 

[Gerard Rigpratt]

Aliens do excist they are wait fir Chuck norris to die to attack earth I am gonna edit this thread

ALL THINGS CHUCK NORRIS ​

 

[Tony TPang]

Chuck Norris can cut a warm knife with butter.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret

 

[Gerard Rigpratt]

come on people! We all chuck norris jokes tell them to the world

 

[Tony TPang]

Chuck Norris CAN find the end of a circe

 

[Blackbeard]

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people.

Then the grenade exploded.

 

[John Yellowrat]

Chuck Norris can watch a movie on the radio

 

[Will Nightwolf]

Chuck Norris never dies. Oh wait I've seen return of the dragon and Bruce Lee killed him.

 

[Tony TPang]

Chuck Norris once heart attack; the heart lost.Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter

 

[John Yellowrat]

Chuck Norris fought the law
and Chuck Norris won

 

[Matthew McBreaker]

When chuck norris does push ups, he doesnt push himself up; he pushes the world down

 

[Gerard Rigpratt]

When chuck norris does push ups, he doesnt push himself up; he pushes the world down

lol

 

[Wolf The Balanced]

Chuck Norris plays POTCO. He got 4 level 50 pirates in a day. Named them all Chuck Norris.

 

[Samuel Calicoswain]

Chuck Norris once hit a deer with his car.

He then put his car down and started driving.

 

[Shamus The Brute]

Oh, these are "good." Chuck Norris absolutely hates the US (American) dollar bill. *Instead...he prefers the British "POUND!" Ka-pow...

 

[Captain Redhorn]

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris won American Idol using sign language.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, thats why there are no signs of life.

Once a cop pulled over Chuck Norris. The cop was lucky to escape with a warning.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris won the Poker World Series using Pokemon cards.

Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter- he's already following you.

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