Davy McShot
Pirate Master
Hello Everyone!
Welcome to Davy McShot's Frequent... Things!
It's like a FAQ but not necessarily all questions.
Chances are, your question/problem isn't unique!
I hope this helps some of our new players getting
used to the forums. Also, if you're new, Welcome!
Also, might wanna take a look at this: https://piratesforums.co/threads/tlopo-faq.12504/
In the case that anybody creates a WHOLE new thread
asking any of these questions, redirect them here.
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Welcome to Davy McShot's Frequent... Things!
It's like a FAQ but not necessarily all questions.
Chances are, your question/problem isn't unique!
I hope this helps some of our new players getting
used to the forums. Also, if you're new, Welcome!
Also, might wanna take a look at this: https://piratesforums.co/threads/tlopo-faq.12504/
In the case that anybody creates a WHOLE new thread
asking any of these questions, redirect them here.
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Q1: When will TLOPO be back up (when is the big SvS update coming)?
The official answer is:
There is no set date for when the game will come back up.
However, we assure you that it will not take as long
as the transition from Alpha to Beta.
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In the latest Developer Stream,
they mentioned that if everything went perfect,
it would take 2 weeks (from March 4th 2017) (it hasn't even been one yet).
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I assume there will be some issues along the way,
so, they also said it would not take nearly as long as the
transition from Alpha to Beta (3 Months) (from March 4th 2017).
So I'd say give it a month but I really think
they will be done within the month of March, just saying.
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Migration will take as long as it required for all the data to be in place with the new code. TLOPO exclusives such as beta key digging/looting, Skull Staff need to be incorporated once more along with the server infrastructure that has to be amended to allow more players online at the same time, whereas more districts will be added so that a smoother transition can be ensured.
- @Mark Scurvyfox
There is no set date for when the game will come back up.
However, we assure you that it will not take as long
as the transition from Alpha to Beta.
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In the latest Developer Stream,
they mentioned that if everything went perfect,
it would take 2 weeks (from March 4th 2017) (it hasn't even been one yet).
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I assume there will be some issues along the way,
so, they also said it would not take nearly as long as the
transition from Alpha to Beta (3 Months) (from March 4th 2017).
So I'd say give it a month but I really think
they will be done within the month of March, just saying.
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Migration will take as long as it required for all the data to be in place with the new code. TLOPO exclusives such as beta key digging/looting, Skull Staff need to be incorporated once more along with the server infrastructure that has to be amended to allow more players online at the same time, whereas more districts will be added so that a smoother transition can be ensured.
- @Mark Scurvyfox
Q2: Ah! The world is collapsing around me! I can't connect to TLOPO!
Click "OK" if it says you can't connect to gs- blah blah blah blah blah
If that doesn't work:
@divine's 3 Fixes:
- Turning off any VPN/Antivirus that could be interfering with the connection.
- Running launcher as administrator
- Reinstalling the game
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If you're game still won't connect after this,
It has been found MOST OF THE TIME,
it's YOUR internet connection!
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The ports required to play TLOPO are probably blocked.
If you're using a Public WiFi connection, chances are
THEY ARE DEFINITELY BLOCKED!
If that doesn't work:
@divine's 3 Fixes:
- Turning off any VPN/Antivirus that could be interfering with the connection.
- Running launcher as administrator
- Reinstalling the game
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If you're game still won't connect after this,
It has been found MOST OF THE TIME,
it's YOUR internet connection!
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The ports required to play TLOPO are probably blocked.
If you're using a Public WiFi connection, chances are
THEY ARE DEFINITELY BLOCKED!
Q3: The game keeps crashing and I can't last 2 minutes!
Follow Davy McShot's Guide to NOT crashing (ANY OS)
AND/OR
Follow Divine's Guide for an Ultimate Performance Boost (Windows Only)
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PLEASE NOTE:
WITH THE COMING UPDATE,
ANY LAGGING/CRASHING SHOULD BE FIXED!
AND/OR
Follow Divine's Guide for an Ultimate Performance Boost (Windows Only)
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PLEASE NOTE:
WITH THE COMING UPDATE,
ANY LAGGING/CRASHING SHOULD BE FIXED!
Q4: I can't enjoy this game, I'm out, GONE!
"Beta is not meant to be enjoyed. It is for testing. When the game goes live and is complete in its functionality and has stability, THEN you can enjoy it. Not sure how many times this needs to be said. Things will go wrong. Things will break. It's a part of the development process. Please understand this. You, as a Beta tester, should not expect quality right now. Your job is to test. Not enjoy. It is a PRIVILEGE for you to be able to play right now. The developers could very well have kept this whole process closed to the public. You should appreciate the chances you are receiving to actually step back into the game and relive it while it is still in development."
-John Foulroberts
-John Foulroberts
Q5: Uhh, Player Housing? Inventory Expansion? Chest? My Inventory is too small!
FOR THE LAST TIME GUYS!
This has already been suggested.. multiple times..
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https://piratesforums.co/threads/captains-cabin.17027/
Both of these threads are very thorough and will answer
your questions and probably are your suggestion.
If you'd like to add on, please reply to the threads.
Don't make a new one. There is now like 10 saying the same thing.
https://piratesforums.co/threads/player-housing.16971/
This has already been suggested.. multiple times..
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https://piratesforums.co/threads/captains-cabin.17027/
Both of these threads are very thorough and will answer
your questions and probably are your suggestion.
If you'd like to add on, please reply to the threads.
Don't make a new one. There is now like 10 saying the same thing.
https://piratesforums.co/threads/player-housing.16971/
Q6: Likeee totally whoa dude! How'd you get that rad signature banner?
Here is an awesome thread to adding a signature banner to your signature. <-- Click this
(Those images at the bottom of EVERYONE's posts (including mine)).
Before following that guide, you're going to need an image to put there.
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I'd recommend going to these guys:
https://piratesforums.co/threads/graphics-by-irene.8674/
https://piratesforums.co/threads/designs-by-plank.17030/
https://piratesforums.co/threads/free-signatures-artwork.16705/
(Those images at the bottom of EVERYONE's posts (including mine)).
Before following that guide, you're going to need an image to put there.
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I'd recommend going to these guys:
https://piratesforums.co/threads/graphics-by-irene.8674/
https://piratesforums.co/threads/designs-by-plank.17030/
https://piratesforums.co/threads/free-signatures-artwork.16705/
Q7: I can't play! How do I buy a Beta Key!? AHHHH!
*Slaps Timmy* Calm down, Timmy. Read this slowly:
1. You don't need a Beta Key to play TLOPO. Click Here to Play
2. Beta Keys aren't for sale and anyone who says
different is scamming you and should be reported.
Also, here's the thread with everything
you need to know about Beta Keys
1. You don't need a Beta Key to play TLOPO. Click Here to Play
2. Beta Keys aren't for sale and anyone who says
different is scamming you and should be reported.
Also, here's the thread with everything
you need to know about Beta Keys
Q8: The Server's GOTTA be down. Right? Am I right?
PROBABLY not, but just in case, there is a thread
Q9: Soooo.. IRC's gone? COMMUNITY DISCORD, RIGHT!? SOLUTION TO EVERY PROBLEM?
Good god, please stop asking.
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This has been talked about several times. TLOPO Staff and Forums staff are adamant about not having an official Discord. The Forums are exactly that, Forums, and they DO have a conversation section (if ye don't kn0w). Besides that, there are community-run Discords that large majorities of the community are in, including TLOPO/Forums Staff. I'm pretty much in any Discord that's been posted on the forums. (I searched "Discord" ).
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Here is a thread of community discords.
Q10: Why does Davy make these?
What else would the poor bilge rat do?
Davy tries to help the community in any ways he can. :/
...also he has no life.
Davy tries to help the community in any ways he can. :/
...also he has no life.
If you think anything else should be added, let me know!
Otherwise, Thank you for reading maties!
NOW! Next time, please do not make your own NEW thread. Just link this one.
FOR EVERYONE'S SAKE AND SANITY!
Otherwise, Thank you for reading maties!
NOW! Next time, please do not make your own NEW thread. Just link this one.
FOR EVERYONE'S SAKE AND SANITY!
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