Favorite Spongebob quotes

[Captain Ghosty]

• FINLAND! ~ Patrick
• I'm ready! i'm ready! i'm ready! ~ Spongebob
• OH MY GOSH A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST AHHH!!! ~ Spongebob
  

Ops it should say quotes not quote. So tell us what's your favorite Spongebob quote or quotes

 

[Solomon Warshot]

"That kid is about as bright as a wet match in a dark cave." - Patrick's dad.

 

[Hector wargull]

Spongebob is EVIL

 

[Punkin Pie]

"Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb" Patrick

 

[Captain Ghosty]

Spongebob is EVIL

 

[Samuel Calicoswain]

It's a giraffe!

 

[Bart Gunshot]

 

[Bobby Flat Foot]

“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” -Spongebob

Why, this is a hole, good sir. You see, I am a sponge, and we typically… -Spongebob

 

[Emily1]

Spongebob: '' Hey Patrick, are you mad too?''
Patrick: ''Yeah''
Spongebob: ''Why are you mad?''
Patrick: ''I can't see my forehead''

 

[Fail Chat :p]

The best Mr. Krab quote is: Squidward - "$100 for a Krabby Patty?" Mr. Krabs - "With Cheese Mr. Squidward.. with cheese...."

 

[Jason O'Connell]

Imagination... *makes a rainbow with hands*

 

[Captain Ghosty]

Moar!!!!

 

[Rogue Leviathan]

Spongebob: Look at it Patrick! So ancient, so floaty. It is the most beautiful bubble wrinkled up, dusty old bubble I've ever seen!
Patrick: Like a delicate air raisin!

 

[Charles Warmonk]

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[Sparky Wonderwolf]

Have fun inside! ~ Spongebob to Squidward in the camping episode. Its a commonly used phrase in my house because of it.

 

[Nate Crestbreaker]

"Hi how are ya" ~~ SpongeBob Squarepants
"CHOCOOOOOLATE!" ~~Random fish guy
"My Leg" ~~ Every crash scene/accident ever

 

[Bobby Flat Foot]

Worship the magic conch!

 

[BicMax5050]

Can you feel it now MrKrabs?

 

[John Price]

Firmly grasp it.
What are they selling.
What's today, if yesterday's tomorrow.
Soiled it.
I'm ready.
The lid.

And anyone who knows me from elsewhere knows I am obsessed with BIG MEATY CLAWS!

 

[Megatatortot]

This one by far -

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